Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu is in hospital for an unspecified infection. Damon speculates what the infection is. Is your sick-note genuine or a fong-kong? There’s an inspiring spam story that will make you feel empowered. Are boy scouts still around? We get hold of an interesting listener in New York, Ben Hinson, who’s just written a book on mercenaries in the Cold War. What’s the cut-off age for leaving your parents? We manage to get hold of Gareth’s mother on the line.