Prince Philip retires from whatever it is he has been doing, so the team recaps on all his many offensive moments when he opened his mouth. Speaking of old men, Bob Mugabe is trying to talk publicly still but isn’t making much sense. Old men are just the worst, but Siya has an aunt that may contest that. Queen of Vagina song is getting a listener laid. A new sex robot, and the Sunday Times Generation Next awards nominees are released.