31.07.20 Pt 1 – Turns out 6AM is a nice time of day if you bother to get up. ‘Going to gym’ is just a schlep now… might as well rather get a physics degree than go back to that mess. Getting a puppy is a chick magnet, but there’s a cuteness threshold of diminishing returns – be careful. Lockdown relationships are complicated, but at least you’re not married, divorce is another level of pandemic trauma. And Flax had a haircut from hell.