06.03.20 Pt 2 – Vodka is not a hand sanitiser. Toilet paper is like gold at the moment, would you kill for the last roll at a supermarket? Don’t go to Italy, you might never come back. If you live in Modena, champagne may come out of your tap… cheers to that! If somebody tries to kill you, it’s perfectly reasonable to divorce them. South African accents are always a train smash in Hollywood movies – why is Harry Potter trying now? And romance is about looks, that’s all there is to it.

 

 

Loo roll is white gold

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