13.01.20 Pt 2 – If you need to Netflix and chill and it’s the first date, get Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candles. Prince Harry is not just a redhead, he’s also an airhead. Love Island is in Cape Town now, the IQ of the city just took a massive hit. The term good looking and British, is that an oxymoron? Melody Xaba wants you to do better, and she’s dynamite!
13.01.20 Pt 1 – Is Gareth a pregnant woman? Wild animals are savage killers… who knew? Siya’s sisters need some training, they pee with the door open. Trump is the greatest tweeter Iran has ever seen. And is there more freedom in North Korea than working at Facebook?
When you hear someone describe himself as “the Jordan Peterson of rap” in one of his songs, you know there’s more to him than meets the eye. Or in this case, than meets the music. Get to know Zuby Udezue in this interview: A UK-based rapper, podcaster and entrepreneur who doesn’t shy away from calling it like he sees it.
10.01.20 Pt 2 – Ben says economics should be a compulsory subject in school. Will social media interactions make you happy? Send your nudes to doctors to avoid the shame of a consultation. Is it rude to be on your phone during a lunch with friends? Michelle Obama has huge hands, so does that make her a man?
10.01.20 Pt 1 – Has Meghan Markle made it to the top? Prince Harry left his baby in Canada, how boring is that? Did the royal family mate with horses? It turns out people don’t like Nazis. Bill Cosby reckons he’s Nelson Mandela… has the world gone mad? Roger Federer’s mom might be Vicky Momberg, impossible to tell.
09.01.20 Pt 2 – Were grannies better in the past? It turns out Siya is the king of mince pies. We’ve all heard of languages of love, are they real or a hoax? Democracy as we know it in the West might not be for everyone. How was ISIS contained in the past? Is it possible to just ignore the Middle East? And is crypto too cryptic?
09.01.20 Pt 1 – Siya loses his cool about the impending end of the royal family as we know It. #Megxit is upon us. Phumi’s ‘staycation’ was ruined by everyone else staying in Joburg over December. Siya’s family is now ”that family” who pitch up like a football team at the mall. Wanna go off the grid? Well it costs an arm and a leg. Parents need to do more… you heard it here first!
08.01.20 Pt 2 – Is rap music back again? If you can’t spell, learn how to spell then tell people you don’t need to learn such. Is Bernie Sanders too hip to be a hippie? If you work with hippies, are there any KPIs? If you say you are not a man, you are binary. Trans… is the music better than the sexuality? Swedes just look better – deal with it!
08.01.20 Pt 1 – The term for a Ukrainian plane might be ‘Uplanian’. Is the term “toxic” just a way of diluting your intellect? Metallica are not a great band, but that’s just an opinion. Gareth shares his list on how not to be a social media dickhead. If you have fires in your country, we want nudes. And Gord’s car failed him, it was sad.
07.01.20 Pt 2 – Bill Clinton joins us to tell us about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Hillary has a killer handbag… stay tuned. Does it hurt less or more if a person is assassinated and you don’t know them? Does Damon know anybody in Iran? Money man Joe Cimino joins us to remind us, “You’re worth more dead than you are alive!”