29.06.20 Pt 1 – You know the old saying, “I’m as happy as a pig in coke”? Well, in Italy that old fable came to life. Houston we had a Bobby Brown problem. Today has been a morning for ‘the sensitive gay’. Careful about brushing your teeth – it’s a sharticle hive. Beware of your cop friends, they’ll kill you at the braai.
26.06.20 Pt 2 – If you need a dad, no worries… the web has got your back. Shave, change a tyre or put up a painting, this is what the internet is for. If you are a lady and you get hair on your face, should you shave or laser? Joe Emilio joins us to discuss the effects of blind cancel culture and how artists are affected.
26.06.20 Pt 1 – The cat that sleeps on your chest will spit in your eye… no this is not a proverb, it happens to our very own cat lady with outrageous consequences. Siya is now a big time TV producer and it’s helping him get lunch dates with spoiled girls who love him. If you stay too long at some people’s homes, they’ll use a gun to get rid of you.
25.06.20 Pt 2 – Apparently, Covid has turned into a sport – and apparently the libertarians have a demigod who has led them to victory in ending lockdown. Government does an astonishing job of spending the sin tax it collects – it’s all gone within half a day, which is one of the reasons South Africa may just be bankrupt. And adding to the fiscal drama, Finance Minister Tito Mboweni is on a collision course with President Cyril Ramaphosa.
25.06.20 Pt 1 – Who cares about an Uber rating when your bitch rating is higher than ever? Mannequin is not only a movie, but it’s also Pinky’s best friend. Who needs a man when you have booze and an imaginary friend? The big question is whether it was genital or oral herpes. Pirates died of toothaches… how wild is that?
24.06.20 Pt 2 – Is it okay to be judgey… or are you just going to become a social recluse if you don’t become flexible? Is it shocking to imagine that some people didn’t know that lockdown was happening? Would coffee with Damon be worth it?
24.06.20 Pt 1 – If your mom knits your jersey, is it okay to turn it into pyjamas? How many days should be the maximum for the same clothes being worn? Could you imagine being the person who had to execute a smelly person? Leon is shocked, shucks! Sorry as always seems to be the hardest word. The cyst on Damon’s back is dormant, which is hurting his marriage.
23.06.20 Pt 2 – Get your number off the internet, the killer is out there and will get you! What happens if you get along with your ex-partner’s in-laws? It’s not the end of the world to cheat on your wife, just don’t bring Covid-19 home. Josh Lindberg joins us to discuss his letter on behalf of the arts. And speaking of the arts, Blind History’s season 3 finale features the greatest composers we have ever known.
23.06.20 Pt 1 – Holding a glass is not a reason to be praised. Donald was Trumped by a ramp, but Joe was Biden his time to run up the very same ramp. After the President, this week Gareth’s new TV show will have the Finance Minister as his pre-roll. Siya has a cooking mishap, he’s no Ainsley. It’s official now – kids are assholes.
22.06.20 Pt 2 – Former leader of the ANC Youth League Malusi Gigaba seems to have aged a decade in lockdown. What happens to those who are used to delivering sermons when churches are closed? Ryan Stramrood, the new record holder of the Robben Island crossing swim, joins us to reveal his insight on dealing with suboptimal conditions in life, and in business.