09.02.20 Pt 2 – Super fan Sara Mwaniki joins us, and she reveals that she is in love with a spandex-loving cyclist. Cyclists are sexy, which is news to most, but love is a good thing no matter the price for the soul. Would you lie about having Covid-19 just for the attention? Trump is trolling us all regarding coronavirus, he knows everything, just ask him. If a billionaire loses billions are they still a loser, and should we pity them? Then Luno Africa GM Marius Reitz joins us in studio to answer your crypto questions on the final episode of Decrypto.
09.03.20 Pt 1 – When you wake up early, don’t go back to sleep… it’s too risky. Toilet paper is the new platinum standard, in Australia two ladies took it deadly seriously. A news headline to give people – you are not going to die, calm down! Are meetings in South Africa too long? Music festival weekends with mates needs one to be organised, Siya gives us the rundown of how to keep it real to maximise fun. Kim Jong is being a naughty boy again, what do we do now?
Don’t let the trappings of Twitter, ‘fake news’, or being stuck in traffic every day fool you… there’s been no better time to be alive than right now – as the Editor of HumanProgress.org, Marian Tupy and his team believe, and prove this through their website that shows how the state of humanity has improved in almost every way over time. Building the site on the premise that the media misuse data to paint an overly negative picture of development, Marian chats to Gareth about the good that’s happening all around us.
06.03.20 Pt 2 – Vodka is not a hand sanitiser. Toilet paper is like gold at the moment, would you kill for the last roll at a supermarket? Don’t go to Italy, you might never come back. If you live in Modena, champagne may come out of your tap… cheers to that! If somebody tries to kill you, it’s perfectly reasonable to divorce them. South African accents are always a train smash in Hollywood movies – why is Harry Potter trying now? And romance is about looks, that’s all there is to it.
06.03.20 Pt 1 – The secret in life is not to panic… just run! Should we stay away from everyone in KZN, even if they are our family? Covid-19 is a real thing and it’s in South Africa. The leadership of Singapore has declared there’s nothing to worry about, they’re ready for all outcomes, but it’s business as usual. The new James Bond launch has been postponed, it’s nothing personal, it’s just business. If Siya died, we’d just move on… it wouldn’t be hard. There’s a dead rat in the roof, it’s awful! There’s a guy under the bridge with a girlfriend, so what’s wrong with you?
05.03.20 Pt 2 – Can publishers in South Africa afford to be sued and go through the legal process? Fuel hikes are less than ideal for the people on the ground… taxi fares go up, bread costs more, and it’s going that way for South Africa soon. Being a high-level state employee in South Africa might very well be the best job on Earth. Tokyo Sexwale essentially says, “Bribery is okay if you win”… but if you lose it’s immoral.
05.03.20 Pt 1 – Sex Education, is it based on Siya’s real life? Great show, must watch! Cliffology is a religion one should get behind, all you need to do is slice a finger and you are in… #ThoughtsAndPrayers. How fat is it okay to be? The best book ever written hasn’t been written yet – it’s called ‘Eat Less, Run More’. Should universities look after students into perpetuity? And Saudi Arabia suspends pilgrimage to Mecca because of coronavirus.
04.03.20 Pt 2 – Gareth cut his finger while trying to be Gordon Ramsay. When a fat white guy is twerking, should we shame or encourage him? A drunk hand job can tear your foreskin and also kill you in your sleep. Brad Pitt looks great in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, the movie is not bad either. Is there a length of movie that’s just too long? The best advice you’ll ever get is that you shouldn’t plan a murder while taking acid. The Consul General of the People’s Republic of China, Mr Tang updates us about the situation with coronavirus in China.
04.03.20 Pt 1 – How long should it take you to remember a work colleague’s name? What is Harry going to wear in public now that he can’t wear his uniform anymore. If you break up with someone should it be in person, or is a letter good enough? Are human relations getting better or worse? God loves the Pope… except for when he dies. And Biden is back in the game!
03.03.20 Pt 2 – How important is a national anthem in a society? The JMPD can’t shoot, but they have guns… and they have Michael Jackson gloves, but can’t direct traffic. In the latest in the Jacob Zuma and Gupta files, we bring you Nguni cattle, a nose job and a pizza joint – and no, this isn’t a lobola gone wrong. Amazon is infested with bogus coronavirus cures. Spielberg’s daughter is a 50-year-old’s punching jailbird now… just another day in the life of the porn producer. Paul Slabolepszy then joins us in studio to talk about his latest play, ’Suddenly The Storm’.