25.06.20 Pt 1 – Who cares about an Uber rating when your bitch rating is higher than ever? Mannequin is not only a movie, but it’s also Pinky’s best friend. Who needs a man when you have booze and an imaginary friend? The big question is whether it was genital or oral herpes. Pirates died of toothaches… how wild is that?
24.06.20 Pt 2 – Is it okay to be judgey… or are you just going to become a social recluse if you don’t become flexible? Is it shocking to imagine that some people didn’t know that lockdown was happening? Would coffee with Damon be worth it?
24.06.20 Pt 1 – If your mom knits your jersey, is it okay to turn it into pyjamas? How many days should be the maximum for the same clothes being worn? Could you imagine being the person who had to execute a smelly person? Leon is shocked, shucks! Sorry as always seems to be the hardest word. The cyst on Damon’s back is dormant, which is hurting his marriage.
23.06.20 Pt 2 – Get your number off the internet, the killer is out there and will get you! What happens if you get along with your ex-partner’s in-laws? It’s not the end of the world to cheat on your wife, just don’t bring Covid-19 home. Josh Lindberg joins us to discuss his letter on behalf of the arts. And speaking of the arts, Blind History’s season 3 finale features the greatest composers we have ever known.
23.06.20 Pt 1 – Holding a glass is not a reason to be praised. Donald was Trumped by a ramp, but Joe was Biden his time to run up the very same ramp. After the President, this week Gareth’s new TV show will have the Finance Minister as his pre-roll. Siya has a cooking mishap, he’s no Ainsley. It’s official now – kids are assholes.
22.06.20 Pt 2 – Former leader of the ANC Youth League Malusi Gigaba seems to have aged a decade in lockdown. What happens to those who are used to delivering sermons when churches are closed? Ryan Stramrood, the new record holder of the Robben Island crossing swim, joins us to reveal his insight on dealing with suboptimal conditions in life, and in business.
22.06.20 Pt 1 – Winter in lockdown is all about moisturising the elbows. Jeffree Star has been cancelled in the make-up game, and it’s being called ‘dramageddon’. Trump is alone in Oklahoma. There are hot dads out there, thanks for sharing pictures folks. The great thing about druids is that they love to accessorise. And the killer in the shower is real.
19.06.20 Pt 2 – Shakira has a voice akin to the last cry of a dying mule… and that’s being kind. Nihilistic rabbits may have something to teach us. Do we as a society accept people who eat Bovril and Marmite as a part of the human race? Trump can’t win right now, even his own family is trying to bury him. And Garth Breytenbach joins us to detail his new movie 8, which releases on Netflix tonight.
19.06.20 Pt 1 – Should school be a place to protest? Siya wasn’t allowed to take a boy to his matric dance, but he’s forgiven the universe. What is the most outrageous dream you have ever had about your ex employer? Cardi B says she’s too spicy for you “basic bitches!” CDs are things that used to hold music, they are not a car decoration.
18.06.20 Pt 2 – If Lil Jon could ask the government if 246 beds was worth the economic lockdown of an entire country, he’d probably say “Lockdown for What?” Which State instruments are already in our lives – even in a free market economy? What is Advanced Lockdown Level 3? Snoring dogs are vital for podcasts to flourish. Why open cinemas if nobody is going to go?