09.01.20 Pt 1 – Siya loses his cool about the impending end of the royal family as we know It. #Megxit is upon us. Phumi’s ‘staycation’ was ruined by everyone else staying in Joburg over December. Siya’s family is now ”that family” who pitch up like a football team at the mall. Wanna go off the grid? Well it costs an arm and a leg. Parents need to do more… you heard it here first!
08.01.20 Pt 2 – Is rap music back again? If you can’t spell, learn how to spell then tell people you don’t need to learn such. Is Bernie Sanders too hip to be a hippie? If you work with hippies, are there any KPIs? If you say you are not a man, you are binary. Trans… is the music better than the sexuality? Swedes just look better – deal with it!
08.01.20 Pt 1 – The term for a Ukrainian plane might be ‘Uplanian’. Is the term “toxic” just a way of diluting your intellect? Metallica are not a great band, but that’s just an opinion. Gareth shares his list on how not to be a social media dickhead. If you have fires in your country, we want nudes. And Gord’s car failed him, it was sad.
07.01.20 Pt 2 – Bill Clinton joins us to tell us about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Hillary has a killer handbag… stay tuned. Does it hurt less or more if a person is assassinated and you don’t know them? Does Damon know anybody in Iran? Money man Joe Cimino joins us to remind us, “You’re worth more dead than you are alive!”
07.01.20 Pt 1 – The monk who sold his Ferrari wakes up at 5AM. Is Damon the most civilised man on Earth, or just a farting monster on flights? Should we be allowed to shave our bodies in public toilets? Is civilisation’s decay due to 18-hour bus trips?
06.01.20 Pt 2 – Is Ricky Gervais causing rich actors trauma at The Golden Globes? Leigh-Ann tells us where the worst airports on earth are. Athos Kyriakides and Sisanda Henna are with us to talk about ‘Agent’ – the new hard-hitting football series on Netflix.
06.01.20 Pt 1 – Gareth is back and refreshed. There are suggestions that spring cleaning can be orgasmic. If you have a beard, it must go. WW3… is it real or just a Twitter thing? Oh and by the way, you’re not special!
Dori reveals how your kids need to fear you. Pinky shares how university orientation week crushed her dreams of becoming South Africa’s Whitney Houston. Are Liverpool fans just bad people? The crazy life and tweets of an antivirus software millionaire, and a nap in Yiddish is a…?
It’s 2020 and it turns out Mbulelo might be a better granny than anything else. Pinky’s sister has given the much maligned Xhosa ex-boyfriend a second chance. Black Coffee doesn’t know it yet, but the GCS crew are planning #KFCWedding Part 2… and Dori had a not so festive encounter with the JMPD.
24.12.19 Pt 2 – Is Donald Trump the greatest president of all time? Gareth gives his review of The Witcher. Pinky grew up in a shebeen, and now her roots are under threat from Bheki Cele… she is not impressed by SAPS shutting down fun times! And we catch up with cartoonist Jerm as he gives his thoughts on the year that was.