29.01.20 Pt 1 – Is Siya too humble for his own good? Mfundo and Mbulelo… one of them must change their name because it’s becoming a nightmare to differentiate. Is Gareth the whitest name ever, or is Mbulelo a white guy with spray tan? Moms are carrying baseball bats now, how cool is that? Siya’s sisters are possibly UFC fighters, it’s hectic. Toxic femininity, a real thing or just a bit of rough and tumble?
28.01.20 Pt 2 – How good looking are your really? Please be realistic when trying to find a partner as well, stay in your lane. Stokvels are on course to nett just under $5 billion dollars in 2020. Gareth fell asleep at the opera, is he a neanderthal? Jeff Bezos has been extorted by two awful women. Andre the Hilarious Hypnotist is off to the UK… farewell to a South African legend!
28.01.20 Pt 1 – How long should a Christmas tree be up? People still have one up in January… are they animals? Is maid the wrong term? Siya’s maid didn’t come back and he’s traumatised. Should the people who clean your house be allowed to bring their boyfriend? The drug addict outside your house, should they be your food delivery guy? If your husband cleans the house, should he get a side girlfriend as a reward?
27.01.20 Pt 2 – Siya gives the Grammy speech of the decade and brings the house down. It got emotional. There are 5 Americans diagnosed with the Coronavirus, is this the end for us all? The real solution is that anyone you encounter with a cough, don’t go near them! Sharon Osbourne reading rapper’s names is hilarious and diabolical. The Grammys votes are tampered with, news to us or just confirming something we knew already? Taylor Swift… talent or just a bunch of lies? Haters gonna hate hate hate!
27.01.20 Pt 1 – Kobe Bryant has passed away at the age of 41… RIP ‘The Black Mamba’. Can we imagine a world where we don’t have to work? Six-year-olds don’t need presents people, they’re just going to throw them away or chew them. The next Batman might be in China because the Coronavirus has been traced to bats – super virus or super heroes… stay tuned. And has the quality of terrorism slipped from what it used to be?
24.01.20 Pt 2 – Kigali is cleaner than South Africa, should we be beating citizens who litter? Would that help? High Rob is in a nightmare with his visa, but he’s chilled. Ben tells us about the best places to play golf in South Africa. The science is in, don’t masturbate into a banana. Turns out, fight or flight response turns your hair grey. Jeff Bezos and dick pics… it’s a Saudi affair. Car theft is on the decline according to Tracker. Don’t get a bakkie, everybody wants you to help them move.
Mteto Nyati says he’s always known that he’s wanted to fix and build things. And, “fix and build things” is exactly what he’s done in his career as one of South Africa’s top CEOs. He’s steered the likes of Microsoft SA and MTN SA, to his current position at the helm of Altron. What makes a man of this calibre? How does he keep going? What does he have his eyes set on already, for the future? The CEO and author of ‘Betting on a Darkie’ answers these questions himself.
24.01.20 Pt 1 – Siya’s shirt can only be called what it is, “a situation!” Felicia has never been subtle and just so you know, she’s from Atlanta darling! Is Dr Phil an enabler? Ben’s Tinder is filled with trolls. His high council is advising him to get out there. Just in case you don’t know, people get hammered every now and then. Don’t listen to your mom when asking about your looks, she’s a liar. Leigh-Ann and cemetery sex happened, it was a sexual emergency.
23.01.20 Pt 2 – What is the NHI actually going to cost the South African taxpayer? Is Tito Mboweni playing chicken with the SAA bailout situation? Kanthan Pillay has been racially profiled zero times under Trump, he was racially profiled 7 times under Obama… yes you can! It looks like Putin has all the power, both nuclear and political. Why aren’t people moving to Russia, is it the language? And Trump-led America has business booming.
23.01.20 Pt 1 – If you want to change South African politics, head to Bruma. Gareth aspired to become a political figure, but then he realised he rather wanted to enjoy his life. Terry Jones, the great Monty Python actor, has sadly passed on. Life of Brian is a must for all people who value themselves. RIP mother of Brian, The Messiah. Traditional wives or career wives, which are better? And is everyone on Earth single?