17.01.20 Pt 1 – If you want a lesbian experience, go to the power tool aisle. American politics is like watching Saturday Night Live. Is Mbulelo a coconut, or just a terrible teacher? The LGBTQI community is like the identity politics Middle East. Ben is back, and he is dropping nothing but truth bombs. SA Police are still learning the difference between left and right. Devi Govender is retiring, South Africa is losing a legend. And Google are the third trillionaire company.

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16.01.20 Pt 2 – Very right wing people are apparently happier and having more sex. How conservative is South Africa? Is the mass media just a clickbait mess? Should we be forming our reality through the news and social media? Vladimir Putin is 67 going on 21, he’s in great shape. Which has more actors, Hollywood or the South African government?

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16.01.20 Pt 1 – A member of the team is ageing poorly, thoughts and prayers. Children went back to school this week, Phumi is saving on juice and food costs… she’s delighted! Make-up has turned escorts into liars and this is a problem. We hear what a Gareth Cliff helpline call might sound like. Be kind to everyone, some people haven’t had sex for 3 years.

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15.01.20 Pt 2 – Is Oprah the queen of truth? Elizabeth Warren snubs Bernie’s handshake. When have people done enough to be forgiven? We can possibly start learning in our sleep, is that good or bad? Trial by combat, is it still an option? Ladies need to give more fat guys a chance. And do we let good looking people get away with more?

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15.01.20 Pt 1 – South African police don’t know the difference between left and right. Should they be killed for this, or is there a middle ground? After the Kyalami royal rumble of the year contender, the team wonders whether a shirt and sword should always be used together? The height of confidence is having no legs and punching people through a car window. Facebook is not your friend!

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Comprehensive Sex Education (CSE) expert and Sexy Smarts facilitator Dr Eli Rosen unpacks the challenges we are facing today in order to educate our children regarding their own sexuality, and how we can create a greater knowledge base within our learning institutions which educate our children. Dr Rosen unpacks the idiosyncrasies of the spectrum of sexuality in the modern age facing parents, teachers and children. Sexual education is vital… if we don’t teach our children, smart phones and pornography will.

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14.01.20 Pt 2 – Genetics is going to a new level. You can grow new organs, a penis or a hand. Meghan Markle’s sister is banned on Twitter. If Siya was rich he’d pay his family to hide the family secrets. Get the kettle on, the aliens will be here in 10 years. Bribes aren’t real for rich people. Lori Loughlin is preparing for jail with an expert. Oh by the way, babies don’t come out of bums.

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14.01.20 Pt 1 – Is the 4-day work week a good idea? Does Roger Federer have to respond to Greta Thunberg? Siya is squeamish about road accidents. We’re working our doctors to death, how can we change this? And Gareth has turned his lab into a functional space where he’ll paint explosive paintings!

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13.01.20 Pt 2 – If you need to Netflix and chill and it’s the first date, get Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candles. Prince Harry is not just a redhead, he’s also an airhead. Love Island is in Cape Town now, the IQ of the city just took a massive hit. The term good looking and British, is that an oxymoron? Melody Xaba wants you to do better, and she’s dynamite!

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13.01.20 Pt 1 – Is Gareth a pregnant woman? Wild animals are savage killers… who knew? Siya’s sisters need some training, they pee with the door open. Trump is the greatest tweeter Iran has ever seen. And is there more freedom in North Korea than working at Facebook?

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