How is Harry Kane's brother still his agent, and was this situation forced by Harry's mum upon him? Are PSG going to sign Thanos next, who's left? Are Atletico Madrid set up to dominate Spanish Football for the next decade? A Football Club in the Czech Republic has just dropped the best player intro vid of all time! What is the best way to get healthier, does your girlfriend need to threaten to leave you to get you on the right track?

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MKT tells us why Edu is selling Arsenal fans pipe dreams. Will Kylian Mbappe ever be able to reach his potential at PSG now that Messi has arrived? Which League is the biggest joke in Europe as things stand? The Brazil vs Argentina game was suspended after the most bizarre state intervention a sports event may have ever encountered... What does this mean for International Football as a whole? James' upkeep or lack thereof is a problem, does he care at all or is a lost soul?

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After the return of the great Cristiano Ronaldo, MKT gives us his list of the five greatest No.7s to ever wear the Manchester United jersey. Special guest, Shimi Morekure joins us to discuss the expectations which he has set for his beloved Manchester United and Paul Pogba. He also offers sage advice to our beleaguered hopeless... or should we say hopeless at being romantic James. It's important to have the correct racial balance at pool parties, we all need each other folks.

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MKT tells us why most relationships in the Southern Hemisphere are in trouble as Spring has sprung. Has the arrival of Cristiano Ronaldo piled pressure on to the rest of the squad or does he alleviate it? How have Barcelona become the laughing stock of World Football so soon after such unprecedented success? James is potentially body shamed, but is actively looking to get things back on the right track... will he though... who knows!

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Have Manchester United secured a top three spot with the return of Cristiano Ronaldo? Arsenal have spent more money than the GDP of Africa and they are worse than ever, how is this possible? Are Barcelona being scammed by the 'injured' Kun Aguero? There's a region and tribe in the North of South Africa which likes Italian loafers, is this cool or just unacceptable, especially without socks? Does James actually hate his beloved Liverpool?

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Content maestro Kuhle "Kooks" Sonkosi joins the the team and tells us how he got started in becoming the 'king of the gram' and why the All Blacks must stop with the sour grapes. Our guest also has relationship advice for one of our team members, probably will be ignored, but hey. Paulo is made to realise the savagery and the sharp end of being a prognosticator on the internet. Is MKT the biggest hypocrite since mankind evolved into this version of sapien?

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MKT tells us why Daniel Levy is the best owner in the Premier League in 2021. Should Harry Kane fire his brother? Are India erratic or just poor across the board after being embarrassed by England in the second Test of the 2021 Test Series in England. Has the return of Ronaldo to United deemed Senzo and Paulo hypocrites? Does CR7 elevate Man United into contention for the League? Is Ole under more pressure after United secured the services of the great man? Spike Ballantine joins the team to speak about an F1 race that happened, but didn't happen. Schrödinger's Race they're calling it.

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After Joe Root's recent Herculean one man effort vs India in the Test Match Series 2021 in England, MKT gives us his list of his top five best No.4 Test Match batsmen of all time. Cristiano Ronaldo has walked out on Juventus and the boys give their thoughts. University of Cambridge aficionado Flip van der Merwe joins the boys for a new segment... "The Long Lunch" is in session. The lads talk money in sports, being a player when your teammate earns more than you, and how the relationship between players and coaches actually works int eh locker room. James gives the worst film review ever! #TheLongLunch

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MKT tells us what Arsenal should do with Mikel Arteta if they want to become a big club again within the next decade. Is South African Cricket a house built on the sand? Should the Celtics be retiring Kevin Garnett's jersey? Is "The Alliance" going to change the face of American College sports? Should Private School kids be allowed to rap just because they've see the movie 8 Mile?

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Can Harry Kane ever be forgiven for flip flopping at Spurs or is his relationship with the North London faithful tarnished for life? Cristiano Ronaldo is making moves to show Juventus who is boss. Who is the greatest cricketer of all time? MKT is possibly the worst Fantasy Football player of all time, he might be out of the running already and it's only week two of the Premier League season! Is it possible to replace James as our producer with a toddler or does he actually bring value to the show? This is the question!

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