14.08.20 Pt 1 – Charles was once married to a princess who was liked by people, that was no good… you can get a mug with them on there though. Should people augment their looks, or should they age naturally? There’s a new chief of YouTube, he sings badly, but he’s a chief. Is your cock down because of lockdown?
13.08.20 Pt 2 – Brexit has a cousin and this cousin comes with good weather, wine and a mountain. If you have an iPhone you can now determine where your data goes, including which tech giants can crawl up your rear orifice to exploit you. The big money backs the democrats in the USA, is this good news for ‘the home of the brave’?
13.08.20 Pt 1 – The prayer of the devil exists only in the man who runs when he’s not being chased. Are chakras real, because maybe the seasons affect how you should live your life? Is South Africa against being protected by its protector? Does the President wear slippers while he tells you, you can’t do yoga in a botanical garden? And is Ellen worthy of being a mentor?
12.08.20 Pt 2 – The real pandemic is Cofat-19, waist expansion – coming to beaches near you soon. Kamala Harris is the running mate nomination for Joe Biden and is in the hot seat right away. Shock horror… some people are actually just nice people. The US Presidential race might need to take place in an old age home. If you’re going to commit suicide, please use the bathroom.
12.08.20 Pt 1 – Do you bath or shower in the mornings, and what does that say about you? Is it a nightmare to turn on a manual geyser? Corruption is alright, until you’re gatvol. Is patriotism useful? If you want the Covid cure to work, squish the lemon, don’t seep it. Is being the American President a drive-by shooting gig? Which politicians would you like to see in a UFC cage?
11.08.20 Pt 2 – If you keep secrets, does it matter to you who gets hurt? Is there such a thing as the ‘bro code’? Julius Malema seems to think Vaseline is important for the relationship citizens share with the ruling party. Calling some people ”emotionally wonky” is tough, but fair.
11.08.20 Pt 1 – The old and the restless met up for a secret party this past weekend, just be careful of those thirsty gold diggers… they’ll bring down an empire. If you are in a relationship, do you need two cellphones to prevent being caught? The Nkandla tuckshop is not for the masses – just for a single wife. And RIP Bob Mabena, the king of funky.
07.08.20 Pt 2 – The good news is that science exists. Our lizard brains lead us to be excited by certain headlines, why is this? Sorry to hear that you need to be spoon fed, but some people like to think. The king of hedonism is in hot water… insane bar tabs and photo shoots. Then it’s all about cars as we chat to Phil and George.
07.08.20 Pt 1 – Siya might be a sign language saint and not know it. Medals are of no use after the first one. Ellen is starting to realise that her mansion might actually become a prison… new show idea: ‘De Rossi & DeGeneres: Dancing Degenerates’. There are glitches in the system, both at Eskom and in baby making. A sticky mind is not as much fun as it sounds.
06.08.20 Pt 2 – Is the state of life on the street vs the flourishing of big business troubling for social cohesion? The notion that people in the townships don’t pay for electricity might need a review. Should an interviewer be allowed to get emotional in an interview, or is there decorum that must be observed? Should the free market be allowed to run free – with no state intervention?