06.08.20 Pt 1 – Imagine the horror of being told you actually have to go to the office. Some of us are lockdown babies now. The airport seems like a place only fit for zombies at the moment. It might be ‘lights out’ for those who have stolen from Eskom in the past. If you are going to murder people, please do it by yourself… we don’t need that kind of guilt. Hippie crack can blow up a whole city, be careful.
05.08.20 Pt 2 – If you are going to bake on YouTube, it’s probably worth telling people that you have a long member in your brooks. If you are ‘the funny friend’, please just be funny… no need to be smart, you clown. There’s a big reveal on the show – and it’s holey. Is there a perfect age to be? Catch ‘So What Now?’ on eNCA at 20:30 CAT.
05.08.20 Pt 1 – Is it worth staying up to watch rockets with big bums? If you eat the correct fungus, you are in for the trip of a lifetime. Lego has become an engineer’s task – stay humble people. Should there be an age limit for old drivers? Turns out asbestos is good for the government of South Africa. Elon Musk says his people built the pyramids… what theme tune would you have attributed to them?
04.08.20 Pt 2 – The paradigm of your romantic relationships is shifting without you knowing, some may even say it’s changing without your consent. If you go to Japan, be aware that the word “no” has more than one meaning, especially in the bedroom. If you like just doing the nice part of life without the responsibility, become an uncle… it’s the sweet spot. Is Ellen a dancing despot with an unbelievably good looking partner, and horrible dress sense?
04.08.20 Pt 1 – If you cheat on your wife, the secret is not to give her reasons to key your car, it’s a bad look for all of you. Also, don’t cheat on your wife and have her arrested. Is Covid over in South Africa? Are we to take crystal healers and sangomas seriously? Nkosinathi Moshoana joins us to tell us how we can help save the matrics of 2020 and their academic year. For more details visit primestars.co.za.
03.08.20 Pt 2 – Getting invited to a wedding shouldn’t be a given, just because you’re a relative… what’s a great way to make people earn the invite? Dreams shouldn’t be a place for radio presenters, it’s for ancestors. Is Mabuza dead or alive? It’s not clear what stinks more, government in South Africa or the Love Island house. The Scottish accent is tough to love, unless Billy Connolly’s the one speaking.
03.08.20 Pt 1 – Can the threat of evil be reduced by a poor evil laugh? Should we be able to trade our family if they aren’t as good as another person’s family? Is winter worn out already, or are people still enjoying the comfort of thick blankets? Martin Hood joins us to reveal how to keep your gun without being deemed a criminal.
31.07.20 Pt 2 – Fellow South Africans… ‘Maaarkel’ says you must be ‘maaandfool’ as an exercise in conflict resolution. Do we still need formal clothing for a corporate job in lockdown? Are you perfect as you are, or can you improve constantly? Is South Africa’s summer going to be busy… or just face masks in the heat? What hobbies have you picked up during lockdown?
31.07.20 Pt 1 – Turns out 6AM is a nice time of day if you bother to get up. ‘Going to gym’ is just a schlep now… might as well rather get a physics degree than go back to that mess. Getting a puppy is a chick magnet, but there’s a cuteness threshold of diminishing returns – be careful. Lockdown relationships are complicated, but at least you’re not married, divorce is another level of pandemic trauma. And Flax had a haircut from hell.
30.07.20 PT 2 – What is the life of a champion, and how often should you remind them that they are a champion? It looks like Joe Biden will announce his running mate soon, but will he remember them a week later? Hey… cheer up, it turns out cancel culture has a history that stretches back centuries. Gareth’s retirement has gone up in smoke, he’s not happy.