30.07.20 PT 1 – What do we do about friends and family who cry at weddings and funerals, do we just write them off? Maybe you are right about your ex being the devil’s child, because a doctor has used the term ‘demon semen’ and there’s been no outrage around this… “Be gone, Satan’s spawn!” Should you look after drunk friends at a party? And what is a mashonisa?
29.07.20 Pt 2 – If you lived in South Africa in the 80s and 90s, Naas Botha was your Brad Pitt – don’t deny it. Tom Hanks might be moving to Greece, because it’s easier to get his way there. There’s a fat bear in Alaska, and no it’s not Khulubuse Zuma. Catch So What Now?… tonight on eNCA at 20:30.
29.07.20 Pt 1 – Will Smith’s murder of Biggie does not justify his wife sleeping with her son’s friend. Does book smart mean you are life smart? The secret to good relationships is to only have rich friends. Oprah’s magazine is closing after 20 years… what will Stedman read in the basement now? And Britney’s family are a trailer trash travesty.
28.07.20 Pt 2 – The great lesson of lockdown might just be how children adjust better than adults to seismic change. The Vikings back in the day went to collect two types of booty. If you shoot a criminal and they die, you should pray for them… it’s the right thing to do. How are our parents expressing their love to us during lockdown, and should we be more grateful for their long messages? If you want to party, get an Amish friend for a year – but be sure to strap yourself in!
28.07.20 Pt 1 – If you are going to have a portrait in your home, make it of yourself. Why are people still not set up to have quality Zoom calls? The richer a person, the worse their wifi… why is this? A teaspoon of gin keeps the doctor away. People in die Kaap are gatvol, perhaps because Camps Bay is chlamydia central.
27.07.20 Pt 2 – What do we do about people who fall asleep on Zoom calls? CliffCentral has a Lebanese cuzzie. Is Joost’s brother the Afrikaans Batman? If you thought church was for spiritual peace, imagine finding out you buried a body that isn’t your aunt. It seems like people stink more and guzzle more ice-cream during lockdown. If you’d like to help Penny Stein and Women and Men Against Child Abuse (WAMCA) with their mask campaign, click here for details.
27.07.20 Pt 1 – Hiking is the new normal… is it for health, or because people are tired of their loved ones? What do we think of humans who knock people over with their car and drive off? If you litter, you should be forced to live in the wild, you cretin. If you want to sell a $10m house to someone, how can you tell if they’re rich?
24.07.20 Pt 2 – Are smokers not getting enough love from society? Shaka’s story is being retold – this time, with a budget. The team questions whether twins are inherently evil, if it’s weird to date your technology, and if the smell of a burning cat should cause one to panic. Covid is one thing, but remember: there was a time when you might be impaled for being in the wrong tribe…
24.07.20 Pt 1 – No one should do drugs, but there are some people who definitely shouldn’t. The team discusses aviation: the best way to get to fly a plane, and is a helicopter just a deathtrap with a joystick? The age old question of old age drivers being a danger, quiet Coolidge was not a president of many words, and the rich comrade: is that an oxymoron?
23.07.20 Pt 2 – Nando’s are not chicken to have a go, both in their advertising and in backing The Burning Platform. With all due respect, is Hermann Pretorius comparable to David Mabuza? Let’s be clear, politics has always been in the sewer… Also, do we romanticise the past because only the good ones have survived?