27.01.20 Pt 2 – Siya gives the Grammy speech of the decade and brings the house down. It got emotional. There are 5 Americans diagnosed with the Coronavirus, is this the end for us all? The real solution is that anyone you encounter with a cough, don’t go near them! Sharon Osbourne reading rapper’s names is hilarious and diabolical. The Grammys votes are tampered with, news to us or just confirming something we knew already? Taylor Swift… talent or just a bunch of lies? Haters gonna hate hate hate!

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27.01.20 Pt 1 – Kobe Bryant has passed away at the age of 41… RIP ‘The Black Mamba’. Can we imagine a world where we don’t have to work? Six-year-olds don’t need presents people, they’re just going to throw them away or chew them. The next Batman might be in China because the Coronavirus has been traced to bats – super virus or super heroes… stay tuned. And has the quality of terrorism slipped from what it used to be?

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24.01.20 Pt 2 – Kigali is cleaner than South Africa, should we be beating citizens who litter? Would that help? High Rob is in a nightmare with his visa, but he’s chilled. Ben tells us about the best places to play golf in South Africa. The science is in, don’t masturbate into a banana. Turns out, fight or flight response turns your hair grey. Jeff Bezos and dick pics… it’s a Saudi affair. Car theft is on the decline according to Tracker. Don’t get a bakkie, everybody wants you to help them move.

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24.01.20 Pt 1 – Siya’s shirt can only be called what it is, “a situation!” Felicia has never been subtle and just so you know, she’s from Atlanta darling! Is Dr Phil an enabler? Ben’s Tinder is filled with trolls. His high council is advising him to get out there. Just in case you don’t know, people get hammered every now and then. Don’t listen to your mom when asking about your looks, she’s a liar. Leigh-Ann and cemetery sex happened, it was a sexual emergency.

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23.01.20 Pt 1 – If you want to change South African politics, head to Bruma. Gareth aspired to become a political figure, but then he realised he rather wanted to enjoy his life. Terry Jones, the great Monty Python actor, has sadly passed on. Life of Brian is a must for all people who value themselves. RIP mother of Brian, The Messiah. Traditional wives or career wives, which are better? And is everyone on Earth single?

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22.01.20 Pt 2 – Travel is going to become easier to Europe, or so they say. The Schengen Visa will reward you if you come from a rich country and your fellow countrymen have behaved in Europe. 15% of the world’s earth surface is now protected, that’s awesome! Gord is a fish tank guy and he’s saving to buy the top end one, but load shedding can sabotage that plan. Trump vs Greta… it’s all happening in Davos. Hayleigh Chamberlain is a YouTube tech review rockstar, she’s all about quality and consistency. Look out for the gold button soon!

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22.01.20 Pt 1 – Should lesbians be allowed to get married with Christians at Beloftesbos? People are getting married at slave plantations, is this madness or just 2020 things being done by 2020 people? Keeping food for longer, science or stupidity? If you’re irritated, scratch your balls. And Gord has kryptonite… it’s called the Parktown prawn.

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21.01.20 Pt 1 – Do you know how to say the days of the week in isiZulu? If not come and funda with Mfundo. Phumi is getting ‘witchcrafted’. Should our kids learn more than one language, if so which ones? The rhinos and Afrikaans might die, evolution is a nasty process. Is Xhosa sexy or a punishment for everyone around you? Ricky Gervais is not God, let’s tell him.

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20.01.20 Pt 2 – Prince Harry has made a painful speech about not being an official prince anymore. Prince Andrew is sucking up to his mom now because he’s unemployed and has time. Is Queen Elizabeth too old to be stressed? If you are a Prince, get your wife a job at Disney… it’s the least you can do. Siya and Meghan Markle have this in common, they both want to marry a prince. Is Chlorella a super food or an STD?

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20.01.20 Pt 1 – Siya has an aunt who has 3 lounges in her home, she made sure everyone knew this at the housewarming. Al Gore got it wrong about the ice caps. Leigh-Ann Mol is now Leigh-Ann Pansegrouw, and she’s not willing to explain it… “It’s just a nice name” says the newly named Ms Pansegrouw. If you want to live, then run when people in the shops panic, don’t be a hero! And Facebook and China are going to need a BFF meeting after Facebook made a hilarious error!

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