04.03.20 Pt 2 – Gareth cut his finger while trying to be Gordon Ramsay. When a fat white guy is twerking, should we shame or encourage him? A drunk hand job can tear your foreskin and also kill you in your sleep. Brad Pitt looks great in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, the movie is not bad either. Is there a length of movie that’s just too long? The best advice you’ll ever get is that you shouldn’t plan a murder while taking acid. The Consul General of the People’s Republic of China, Mr Tang updates us about the situation with coronavirus in China.

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02.03.20 Pt 1 – Can everyone on Earth sing? Even if you can sing, it’s not that impressive. How old is Madonna really? The notion that Bob Dylan is a good singer should make us all sick. If you want to go skiing in Italy, you might die. Ariana Grande is either a big baby, or a tiny adult. If you were homeless, what would you be doing?

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28.02.20 Pt 1 – How many Fridays are left until you die? Is Donald Trump the right man to take advice from regarding coronavirus? Have you ever had a partner who literally drives you over the edge? Tshwane is not that bad people, get over it. A gay list is a must for your car. What age is old, 33? AdBlockers are a must! After 40, don’t drink during the week.

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24.02.20 Pt 1 – How long does it take to get good at talking into a microphone? What happens when you get dragged to a play with friends and then you have to dress up, where does the madness end? In breaking news, we survived the asteroid. Fair dinkum, Margot Robbie is a belter! If you are a mother and you have life insurance, be careful that your daughters don’t kill you.

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18.02.20 Pt 2 – If there is stuff on your phone that you don’t like, how likely are you to be blackmailed for that? If you need to find someone, don’t expect the Melville shooter sketch artist to help you. Google are doing their best to give people free wifi, but the Cape Flats are beyond help. The 5 richest people in the 20th century were so rich they’ve never been matched. Comedian extraordinaire, QwaQwa’s funniest man, Mo Mothebe is in studio with us to detail Bafunny Bafunny.

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11.02.20 Pt 1 – Siya’s getting a new number, madness or liberation of the soul? Gareth gives Siya counselling about drawing lines for people, and it’s magical. It’s micro aggression Tuesday. If you win the lottery, get an awesome car, drive past your ex partner’s house and then drive past again! No coup as feared, it’s Polokwane time for South Africa’s military. Siya’s 8-year-old niece is getting a Valentine’s Day present, and Siya is not… awkward! And what is the age to stop having babies?

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07.02.20 Pt 2 – Leigh-Ann and Bob Marley are kindred spirits. Siya has always said, “love is all you need.” If you have dreadlocks, mould is in there. Julio Iglesias set the bar too high for Enrique. The rule in life is that you shouldn’t panic, unless you have coronavirus. You’re not dying, you’re “on a sundowner.” Strippers didn’t get their cut of Super Bowl earnings, and it’s wrong! The devil is alive – if you kiss people only once you are Judas.

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31.01.20 Pt 1 – The Subaru is a murder vehicle. Ben is off to a real house party, it’s the way to be single. Sambuca is a gateway to adulthood. How did we name Coronavirus? Ben is dying, he is old and it’s sad. Human traffickers can’t be fired at work, HR ‘ey! Bitcoin goes up when people get sick. Ben ties his shoes with his mouth open. Facebook will help to find missing children. Dear Pakistan… if you want more cricket, stop killing people.

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