23.09.20 Pt 2 – Is owning a property all it’s cracked up to be? If you are still living at home at age 30, are you a leech or a loving son? Is Damon the real Jewish King, or is Solomon still the mensch of all mensches? Greg Walsh them joins us to detail how matric rage will go under Covid-19 protocols.
23.09.20 Pt 1 – If TV is too good, is that good for your life? The Marvelous Mrs Maisel should have won every award but it didn’t, is this a joke? She has risen from the cancel culture grave, ladies and gentleman… we welcome back Ellen the Degenerate! What do you do when your wife doesn’t want your bone, but only wants a breast? Stay away from crucifixion, it’s no choke.
12.08.20 Pt 2 – The real pandemic is Cofat-19, waist expansion – coming to beaches near you soon. Kamala Harris is the running mate nomination for Joe Biden and is in the hot seat right away. Shock horror… some people are actually just nice people. The US Presidential race might need to take place in an old age home. If you’re going to commit suicide, please use the bathroom.
12.08.20 Pt 1 – Do you bath or shower in the mornings, and what does that say about you? Is it a nightmare to turn on a manual geyser? Corruption is alright, until you’re gatvol. Is patriotism useful? If you want the Covid cure to work, squish the lemon, don’t seep it. Is being the American President a drive-by shooting gig? Which politicians would you like to see in a UFC cage?
08.07.20 Pt 2 – Let’s solve this now… is Liberace the king of the gays, because no human has ever looked that good while being sequence laden? The masks we wear are so that we don’t spread the Covid in our throats. What happens if OJ’s glove fits on his deathbed? If you are broke, cheer yourself up and say it in Yiddish… “I’m not broke, I’m mechula!”
08.07.20 Pt 1 – Get some cream on your hands if you are going to rub them in public. Should you feel filthy for breaking lockdown? Wearing a mask in lockdown, are we living in terror or are you a baby? Is it Ghislaine or “jizz lane”, because this is now a life and death matter. Which jobs are worth a damn on this planet? We’ll give you 10 Cent for that magazine.
24.06.20 Pt 2 – Is it okay to be judgey… or are you just going to become a social recluse if you don’t become flexible? Is it shocking to imagine that some people didn’t know that lockdown was happening? Would coffee with Damon be worth it?
24.06.20 Pt 1 – If your mom knits your jersey, is it okay to turn it into pyjamas? How many days should be the maximum for the same clothes being worn? Could you imagine being the person who had to execute a smelly person? Leon is shocked, shucks! Sorry as always seems to be the hardest word. The cyst on Damon’s back is dormant, which is hurting his marriage.
27.05.20 Pt 2 – Cows are domesticated by humans sucking their nipples apparently. Damon reveals himself as the worst tea maker on the planet, and also tells a disturbing tale about growths on his back. If you moisturise, how do you dry out… have you heard of starfishing on a towel? Mark Mdluli is not just a comedian, but also a musician, and you can find his latest track on Bandcamp.
27.05.20 Pt 1 – Is this possibly Damon’s last show ever? Gym is a place of spiritual sanctity for some… when are those opening? The Kalavari home has had to swap roles and it’s been interesting. What type of lockdown human being are you? Level 5 – awesome haircut length, not so much as a lockdown measure.