23.09.20 Pt 1 – If TV is too good, is that good for your life? The Marvelous Mrs Maisel should have won every award but it didn’t, is this a joke? She has risen from the cancel culture grave, ladies and gentleman… we welcome back Ellen the Degenerate! What do you do when your wife doesn’t want your bone, but only wants a breast? Stay away from crucifixion, it’s no choke.
07.08.20 Pt 1 – Siya might be a sign language saint and not know it. Medals are of no use after the first one. Ellen is starting to realise that her mansion might actually become a prison… new show idea: ‘De Rossi & DeGeneres: Dancing Degenerates’. There are glitches in the system, both at Eskom and in baby making. A sticky mind is not as much fun as it sounds.
04.08.20 Pt 2 – The paradigm of your romantic relationships is shifting without you knowing, some may even say it’s changing without your consent. If you go to Japan, be aware that the word “no” has more than one meaning, especially in the bedroom. If you like just doing the nice part of life without the responsibility, become an uncle… it’s the sweet spot. Is Ellen a dancing despot with an unbelievably good looking partner, and horrible dress sense?