25.02.21 Pt 1 - Siya doesn’t know why he’s shocked that Paris Hilton is now 40! A massage with a happy ending… would you book yourself one? Diversity training that urges workers to be “less white” (side-eye).

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20.11.20 Pt 2 - TikTok is now giving people a great way to get out of a crap date. Could we function without the internet? If you are going bald, let it go... nobody wants to see that desperate comb over Clive! If you want to live in paradise and profit greatly from death, maybe coffin making in Bali is your gig. If you are alone and single, there is now a robotic hand which you can hold to simulate companionship. Are back tickles sensual, or just creepy?

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