On the first Day of Christmas, Thanos gave to me... MKT is very much in the Christmas spirit. He tells us how he will be spending his Christmas and it involves him spending a lot of time alone on his couch, which some might say is his normal life anyway. MKT tells us why Arsenal fans shouldn't get carried away, and Senzo tells us why they should manage their expectations. Ryan bought a gift and the response to it was... inevitable! The big question in Manchester right now is, What should Martial do?

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MKT has the most outrageous take ever about lesbians and their choice transport on the road. Are Manchester United fans investing too much into Ralf Rangnick's stock and his ability to rescue their Football Club? Is Leo Messi just a teacher's pet, rendering the Ballon d'Or a procession or is he deserving of his 7th award over Lewandowski? Are human beings still going to go to the cinema in 2022 and beyond? There is an interesting, potentially life wrecking romantic dilemma posed to the team and let's just say Tim Tams and Marie Biscuits are involved.

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It's Friday and that means people have arranged fake out of office meetings and we are all the way behind that. The PTP Show is here to usher in the weekend. Paulo gives us his "Friday Five: Most Bizarre Football Coaching Appointments." James can time travel which is very impressive. Things are at an all time low at Tottenham Hotspur, has Antonio Conte made a mistake taking the job of rebuilding the club? Flip Van Der Merwe and his movember handlebar join the team for The Long Lunch!

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MKT is in Cape Town and that means The one and only PTP has returned. The team discusses the legacy Klopp and Guardiola will and why they are the alpha dogs in World Football. The team goes through the Champion's League Groups and what the possible outcomes will be for the next round. Paulo tells us the bizarre yet interesting story of George Best's career, it includes details you wouldn't believe!

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It's a new week and the team is joined by resident physiologist, Bradley Phillips. James and MKT agree on a payment plan. MKT tells us "Where I was right" and "Where I was wrong". Manchester United is the laughing stock of Football and everybody knows it! Spike Ballantine joins the team to discuss everything that went down at The Mexican Grand Prix. Does Lewis Hamilton have a chopper?

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It's Friday and that means "The Long Lunch". James is not having the best day after missing a very important appointment. This missed opportunity could have very serious financial consequences for James. MKT and Paulo tell Senzo and James to grow up and take charge of their lives. The team discusses the upcoming Manchester Derby. Flip Van Der Merwe joins us from London as he prepares to watch The Springboks in Wales.

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MKT tells us why Daniel Levy is the best owner in the Premier League in 2021. Should Harry Kane fire his brother? Are India erratic or just poor across the board after being embarrassed by England in the second Test of the 2021 Test Series in England. Has the return of Ronaldo to United deemed Senzo and Paulo hypocrites? Does CR7 elevate Man United into contention for the League? Is Ole under more pressure after United secured the services of the great man? Spike Ballantine joins the team to speak about an F1 race that happened, but didn't happen. Schrödinger's Race they're calling it.

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MKT tells us why he International Rugby is bad for everyone. Paulo Dias declares a stance following Man United and his early success in Fantasy Football. Why does Pep hate Jesus? One of our producers might be a drug lord... Blood in... Cappuccino out!

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With the arrival of Raphael Varane, MKT gives us his list of the top five centre backs in Manchester United's history. Is Michael Phelps the world's most disrespected human? Paulo has an epic Pogba rant! #NewSetWhoDis

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In this week's #Friday5 MKT gives us his list of managers who will always have a job in Football. Are Tottenham Hotspur, Tottenham Hotspur's biggest problem? James has a landmark moment in his life and the he divulges all. Is Father Christmas now officially bigger than Jesus?

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