When a 30-year habit ends, how does one adjust? As a man who loved radio so much that he failed a year in high school, Aki Anastasiou has pulled the curtain down on being the voice of traffic information in South Africa… so where to now? What other business interests does he have, how will he pivot as the future unfolds? What life lessons did other radio legends share with him over the years? One thing is for sure, Aki will never be forgotten in the hearts and minds of South Africans everywhere.

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09.09.20 Pt 1 – We don’t need more radio DJs, we need more teachers… which should lead to us needing fewer lawyers. Is ‘living your best life’ a philosophy or rubbish? If you had to look after another person’s kids, would you throttle them? If we were in a world army, South Africa would be the cannon fodder.

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08.09.20 Pt 2 – Should we save money for the future, or should we just travel and live our best life? Donald Trump needs to check his nose for boogers. If you are a loudmouth aunt, you should speak last at funerals. If you married into money, Cyprus is selling citizenship… you just have to pray Greece doesn’t want to go to war again any time soon.

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21.08.20 Pt 1 – Durban is a tropical paradise, snow would bring heart failure to the surfers. The Kalvaris measure wellness by being the best of a mediocre bunch. Anti-semitism is not worth your child’s university fees. Menopause should be meno-off. A gay uncle brings a 4th dimension to your child’s life. And don’t be naked on a bus.

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How long should we give De Ruyter to turn Eskom around? The economic ramifications of South Africa’s lockdown are yet to be unveiled – just how bad could things get? How are marketing spend and economic prosperity linked? Retirement funds are on the table now for the ANC government, how real should our fears be? Biden or Trump… it’s come to this has it? Brought to you by Nando’s.

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20.08.20 Pt 2 – Alright, let’s get this straight… just be nice and we’ll vote for you. How wild is it that the USA’s potential Vice-President was a weed smoking legal practitioner not so long ago? If you are going to be on an online call… unmute your mic, it’s not hard. If you have a ‘prison beard’ and it ends up on YouTube, we will judge you.

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20.08.20 Pt 1 – If your ex-wife is asking for money and you had a R267 million upgrade on your house, which she lived in, it’s probably a good thing you are divorced. Cardi B and her home boy Joe Biden are about “dat political life ya’ll!” Covid is dead – the Kremlin has solved the mystery.

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19.08.20 Pt 2 – The honest truth is that children are very rarely a good investment if you are looking for any sort of ROI. Who’s the disaster in your family, be honest it’s you isn’t it, yes you in the mirror! If your lady bits have WAP tendencies, what could be causing this… Dr Robyn diagnoses. Ladies, if your baby is big at birth, there’s no shame in letting them out through the ‘sunroof’. We then find out how girls and women can empower themselves, and their own safety with ‘Girls on Fire’.

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19.08.20 Pt 1 – If you are a Virgo, are you better at harvesting ‘night energy’ by closing your eyes for 8 hours or so… if only we had five letters to describe that process? Do we need to cater for luddites on Zoom? Tracy Chapman says “forgive me” – I don’t do technology. Don’t tell your parents you have WAP at your house, the meaning’s changed.

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18.08.20 Pt 2 – They’re going woohoo in Wuhan, how do we feel about this? Please don’t shame your work colleagues who have let themselves go in lockdown… rather ring a shame bell – it’s the right level of cruelty without being a monster. The lead singer’s girlfriend is not your friend, write that down. And aligning chakras is not to be taken seriously.

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