27.03.20 Pt 2 - The people one has to feel for are those in a sordid affair in general life, how do you carry on getting saucy nookie on the side in these #Lockdown2020 times? Michael Flax is basically trying to start a swanky kibbutz in the northern suburbs of Johannesburg... and he's discovered a new type of tree in the process. Those in essential services are on the front line and deserve our respect for their selfless natures. Gert-Johan Coetzee explains the power of a celeb wearing a garment which he has designed. The South African government is not messing around when it comes to the lockdown, an essential services civilian was searched 5 times on their commute to work - luckily they had all the essential documents. Stay safe, stay home!

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26.03.20 Pt 1 - Siya got to realise that things have changed in the Sangweni household, he's been knocked down a bit... from queen to princess. Are we already living in a zombie nation, or are people just desperate for that last can of baked beans because of the #CovidLockdown? If you have a Xhosa boyfriend, should you be bringing him home to share the family bunker? And when should parents kick their children out for good, for their own good?

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25.03.20 Pt 2 - Social media has ironically become a cesspool in a time when people are forced to use it to be social... maybe we should return to cat videos and nothing more. In a week where the world lost Kenny Rogers and Sol Kerzner, the big focus is actually this: who would you prefer nudes from - Gord Laws or Kim Kardashian? And Rich Mulholland suggests how it is possible to be post-coronavirus proof!

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25.03.20 Pt 1 - As South Africa gears up for Day 1 of #Lockdown, Oprah has already had Stedman in the guesthouse for weeks. Siya will be dressed like a ninja when going to Durban. Belgium has not banned all sex - just threesomes and the like, calm down. Will straight guys air kiss from now on? Coronavirus… it’s real!

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24.03.20 Pt 2 - We have to work - even at home, and that is scary because the bath is impossible to use as a desk. Redhill’s Red Radio is a youth station at Redhill High School and it has something to offer everybody. Don’t scratch your laptop, it’s not a vinyl... Mbulelo doesn’t seem to know this. If you are stuck at home with family for 21 days, how long will it take before you get sick of them? Our loyal listener Gladmore gives us his Covid-19 report from Tokoshima, Japan. Blind History Season 3 is here and episode 2 features the Butcher of Uganda, Idi Amin.

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24.03.20 Pt 1 - Stakeholders made Cyril late. Will South Africans cooperate with #Lockdown2020? Siya is at stage 3 of Elisabeth Kubler-Ross’ cycle of trauma relief. What are the special skills you could learn in the Covid-19 lockdown? And be warned... if you don’t buy condoms, you might be on lockdown for life!

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23.03.20 Pt 2 - What will the world look like post-Covid? The Olympics might get cancelled, and that is a sad reality for humans who have trained for four years. There was a virgin bachelor who made the show boring, who has coronavirus now... but he’s not a virgin anymore, so every cloud has a silver lining. Jane Dutton joins us on the line, is she Benjamin Button’s sister? We hear from Gareth Armstrong, who has just returned from China and he reveals what triggered him and his wife to migrate back to South Africa.

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23.03.20 Pt 1 - The thing about under-reacting in Covid-19 times is that the downside is death, and that doesn’t sound fun. Having said this, should you become friends with anyone in your complex, because what happens when you get healthy? How should you handle being stuck at a wedding with no alcohol? If someone coughs in the grocery store in the same aisle as you, maybe it’s worth staying at home forever more. And does a big forehead mean you are just cooler?

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20.03.20 Pt 2 - Should we laugh at people who claim to have symptoms of Covid-19? There’s a doctor who says sex will save your life in these diseased times. One of the leading sages of our time, Cardi B, says “Coronavirus, this shit is real!” High Rob is taking coronavirus seriously, but he’s not ’Italian serious’. Should parents be allowed to have a favourite child? Pandemics have an interesting effect on society's psychology at large, Dr D joins us to unpack her thoughts on it, and what new behaviours people may need to adopt.

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20.03.20 Pt 1 - How long is too long to be shopping? Lauren in London says they’re also going bonkers with store shelves being empty. Flying is a germ-filled experience... is it possible to avoid coronavirus on a plane, or are you doomed? Oprah and Siya are both eating like dump trucks in the bath right now. There’s a request for humans to only buy 5 items of each product. In South Africa? You must be joking! If you are pregnant, don’t catch Covid-19 because Netflix is reducing quality of stream. And can Xhosa people get the virus?

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