Paulo returns to discuss how different Portuguese Joburgers are to Capetonian Portuguese people. MKT gives us his Friday Five: Top Test Match Captains of all time. Has Xavi taken on too much by being put in charge of Barcelona with all that is happening in Catalunya currently? Paulo's Weird World Of Football this week takes us to Europe's introduction to new age Joga Bonito! Are The Oscars a joke now? At what age do we cease calling you Nick, because you're grown now Nicholas?

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Wacky Wednesday sees the return of Senzo Sithebe. Paulo has some toys that the boys will love, including a generic Manchester United No.11. The team discusses what qualifies a team to be named a "Golden Generation" and does it extend to club Football or is the term exclusively reserved for international teams. Is Senzo revealing too much with his outfit today? Eric Abidal has a liver!

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Senzo is sporting a very interesting piece of clothing courtesy of James and Ole Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. MKT and the team discuss the sad state of affairs at Old Trafford, surely it must be Ole Out! This week in 'Paulo's Weird World Of Football' Paulo tells us about The Two Escobars and Narco Football. Has Senzo's new item of fashion brought out an ugly streak in him?

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MKT tells us why he is #OleIn. Should Chelsea make Mason Mount their captain now at age 22? If you can afford the stuff you want, should people give you money as a gift? Wedding registries are the devils' work aren't they?

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