Police in Australia received multiple calls about the sound of crashing furniture, a woman screaming, and a man yelling, “I’m going to kill you, you’re dead! Die Die!”
So obviously they rushed to the scene, expecting a violent domestic dispute… but instead found one man (alone), and a spider.
And yes, it was him who had been screaming. Hey, we’ve all been there right?
Note: The spider pictured is not the actual protagonist – we’re assuming that one was much worse.