scarecrow

The headline reads: “Man dies having sex with a scarecrow which was wearing a six-inch strap-on penis“.

The 58-year-old Argentinian had painted a lipstick mouth onto the scarecrow and put a wig on it – as well as the strap-on.

His corpse was found lying next to it, and police are awaiting autopsy results.

Really not much more to say after that – but it does create a few questions…

Note: The scarecrow pictured above is not the actual one from the story.

 

‘Scared’ To Death? [NSFW]

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