15.01.21 Pt 2 - First, it was a sword-wielding boet, but now the Fourways area has something even more dangerous to contend with: a hippo. No, we’re not referring to your ex, but an actual semiaquatic mammal that’s found its way into the security complex capital of South Africa. If you want to be a billionaire, take a hint from Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife and marry your way into the position. Dave Scott from The Kiffness joins us to discuss how he deals with public backlash, and takes us through the process of creating his viral satirical songs.
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14.01.21 Pt 2 - With Donald Trump having effectively been kicked off social media, there are a lot of people asking a lot of questions about free speech on digital platforms, and who decides which voices get heard. The team discusses how citizens need to become more involved in their communities in order to effect change in South Africa. And finally, it turns out that Africa is the youngest continent geologically, but we continue to have the oldest leaders… Go figure.
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14.01.21 Pt 1 - The team is tackling the big adult issues, like what should be done with old, blunt knives. In Italy, the biggest mafia trial in over forty years is being set up; hopefully all the witnesses will be around to make an appearance. If you own an air fryer, please stop strutting around the place - it’s a home appliance, not a cure for cancer.
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13.01.21 Pt 2 - Nudists are fine, but would it be ok with you if your doctor or accountant were known practitioners of naturalism? The team theorises about the trend for chat groups to automatically descend into porn hubs. They also agree that it’s important to always look your best in naked selfies - you never know when your pictures are going to be leaked on the internet… Finally, a top tip: if you're a kidnapper, ask for your ransom in bitcoin because it can't be traced.
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13.01.21 Pt 1 - We’re all confined by the laws of lockdown, but imagine life in a hotel for ten months. Nosy neighbours aren’t a new thing, although these days we have to contend with the Gestapo-like 'Karen' - the team chats about the most ridiculous behaviours they’ve encountered. And ladies, if you want to destress, take your husband for a walk on a leash - it's all the rage in Canada.
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12.01.21 Pt 2 - The team tackles Covid-related etiquette, like the correct protocol for sneezing in public while wearing a mask. The WhatsApp privacy debate continues, with questions around users' ability to stop the messaging app from sharing their data willy nilly. Arnold Tanzer, Chairman of the Board of Chefs With Compassion, joins the team to discuss some of the incredible work they're doing to feed the needy.
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12.01.21 Pt 1 - If the President is sitting down when South Africa has a 'family meeting', don't worry about it - he just wants to check up on you and let you know that politicians are still doing nothing. If you have taken on the misguided notion of New Year's resolutions, how are those going two weeks into 2021? And Matt Greoning: superstar cartoonist, or clandestine time traveller?
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11.01.21 Pt 2 - When you're asked to be part of a bridal party, there should be a limit to what you’re prepared to accept before signing up. The team chats about dealing with nightmare family members during lockdown, and people that take celebrity culture on board to live a reality TV lifestyle. Joe Cimino joins the team with some brutal realities of how to become financially fit in the Covid-19 lockdown.
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11.01.21 Pt 1 - Some arrests even with a global pandemic on the loose are too much aren't they, is there no room for authorities to be reasonable? Why are people worried about their data on WhatsApp? Is there a line between walking quickly and jogging? The space between the testicles and the anus needs a rebrand.
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Let Me Pick… I’m a Prick
15.01.21 Pt 1 - Picky people, beware. The team mulls the idea of restaurants putting up your picture at the entrance so waitrons know who to look out for if they want to avoid trouble. If you think your life is horrible, current events at the Beitbridge border crossing are chilling, and a reminder of a need to be a little humane when we can.
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