04.02.20 Pt 2 – Is there value in paying extra for your kids to get into university? Shut down social media for a year and let’s see who has a real job. Gareth relives his 90s days of watching Baywatch. Speaking of Baywatch, Pamela Anderson got married for 12 days, maybe 5th time isn’t a charm. There’s a hero settling people’s debts anonymously. Michael Settas then joins us to talk healthcare for the public of South Africa.
04.02.20 Pt 1 – All black clothing is the way to go, even in load shedding. The naked Jesus is in Northcliff, all the way from Bethlehem. Also, Jesus is black. What exactly is a caucus? Siya details life without a phone… his biggest regret is the nudes he’s lost. Gwen met FW de Klerk and woke Twitter had its say. Data must fall again, it’s not happening. If you need to get stuff back, Phumi has a squad.
03.02.20 Pt 2 – Palindrome 2020, it’s been 909 years. Smells can change your ability to study, roses are where it’s at. Katie Hopkins wins the C.*.N.T award, which is wonderful, but should we be allowed to trick people just because we don’t like them? The Schengen visa is getting more expensive, but it comes with possible longer stays. Corona… the beer and the virus are not the same thing. And Ellen’s Super Bowl ad is a classic!
03.02.20 Pt 1 – Siya’s birthday wasn’t the silent retreat he had hoped for… Spielberg could have directed it. Mugged, guns, blocked cards and Oprah were all involved! The bank doesn’t believe Siya is himself, what a world. If you have coronavirus-carrying friends, you can get paid time off work. Wool shops are a real thing – with parking. China can build a hospital in 8 days, wow!
31.01.20 Pt 2 – Annie Lennox is the heart of stone who held back the Eurythmics apparently. Siya sure likes the bone. It turns out, Siya is also the fifth Golden Girl. Big cats like Calvin Klein, but domestic cats like Mont Blanc as a scent. Is East London just a big zoo? 33 is the age where you lose all your vigour, oh dear. Tinder for dead people, could it work? Mbulelo is boring and he’s single, he’s got no chance… what a loser! Devi Sankaree Govender joins the show to unpack her career at Carte Blanche and more.
Professor Neil deGrasse Tyson, undoubtedly one of the greatest scientific influencers today, has attracted one of the world’s largest online followings with his fascinating, widely accessible insights into science and our universe. So when Gareth Cliff gets an opportunity to pick his brain, gear up for a masterclass on getting your mind expanded and positively impacted like you never thought it could. Off the back of his new book, ‘Letters from an Astrophysicist’, he discusses the world of physics, chemistry, and so much more.
31.01.20 Pt 1 – The Subaru is a murder vehicle. Ben is off to a real house party, it’s the way to be single. Sambuca is a gateway to adulthood. How did we name Coronavirus? Ben is dying, he is old and it’s sad. Human traffickers can’t be fired at work, HR ‘ey! Bitcoin goes up when people get sick. Ben ties his shoes with his mouth open. Facebook will help to find missing children. Dear Pakistan… if you want more cricket, stop killing people.
30.01.20 Pt 2 – What is freedom? Can we be free as individuals or do we need government? The citizens of Harrismith may very well have shown us how the communities of the future will work. Being poor doesn’t mean you are stupid, let’s keep that in mind. Is social mobility a real thing, or just a superficial political tool to keep the society supine?
30.01.20 Pt 1 – January is the month of least money. Siya’s sister sent an 8 minute voice note… is she a monster? What should the limit be for voice notes? If you witness a hijacking, should you report it? Middle-aged women are the new hijack bosses, problem is they buy champagne with stolen credit cards. When Gareth dies he wants people to be sad forever. And if you hate socialising, get a MAGA hat!
29.01.20 Pt 2 – Stellenbosch University has banned booze, is this the second coming of a Stalin-like state? Rhodes University, is it a drinking club or a place to get an undergrad? Dear society, not everybody has to love your kids, don’t bring them to restaurants. If you eat meat, Siya judges you. If you have a helicopter, make sure it’s always private… don’t bring guests. Bernie Sanders joins us in studio, it’s an honour! Non-Executive Director for Grovest Corporate Advisory, Malcolm Segal joins us to discuss social impact investing.