07.20.20 Pt 1 – Siyafunda with Mfundo is back. La la la, a song or isiZulu? After a long day yesterday, Gareth is not as grumpy as he thought he would be. Is life just a constant march to death, filled with distractions? Coronavirus is now in South Africa… thanks Durban, what about the cricket? Sex in the office, it’s happening in Sandton! Divorce makes people happy. And Travis Kelce’s speech has changed everything.
06.02.20 Pt 2 – FW de Klerk looks back on his speech at the dawn of a democratic South Africa. The fall of the Berlin Wall, is it related to South Africa’s liberation from the apartheid regime? If you are in America and you want to be told how racist you are, it only costs $2500. Kanthan is having to pay through his nose for Yo-Yo Ma, and he can’t find flights home. Boithabiso Mokoena joins us from China to detail the current situation surrounding the new coronavirus. Is there a cure? She dispells all the myths.
06.02.20 Pt 1 – Kirk Douglas dies at 103… what an innings, well batted sir. Trump thinks Melania does a “great job” in bed. Rush Limbaugh gets the Presidential Medal of Freedom. How far have the Democrats fallen? Jojo Rabbit is powerful stuff. What’s the appropriate time before bringing a new partner with you into public? Angela Merkel and Mbulelo, a couple for the ages! And Jacob Zuma is ill – his note says so.
05.02.20 Pt 2 – Lesotho’s first lady could very well be a murderous woman. Shock, horror… women are capable of great violence! Is Donald Trump racist? Lipstick is the way to do it folks, if people park badly. The ‘boerewors curtain’ is a real thing people. What is the correct term for referring to disabled people? Amaresh Chetty joins us to talk about The Pepperclub Invest Fund.
05.02.20 Pt 1 – Siya’s mother has absolutely no sympathy for him getting mugged. The Iowa caucus is a shambles. Is Joe, Biden his time? Nancy tears Trump’s State of The Union up on TV. In advertising, if it’s not my idea it’s an awful idea. Who still listens to radio? Would you pay not to see adverts online? Eskom make another empty promise, and now we’re stuck in traffic. Jacob Zuma is ill and had to go to Cuba.
04.02.20 Pt 2 – Is there value in paying extra for your kids to get into university? Shut down social media for a year and let’s see who has a real job. Gareth relives his 90s days of watching Baywatch. Speaking of Baywatch, Pamela Anderson got married for 12 days, maybe 5th time isn’t a charm. There’s a hero settling people’s debts anonymously. Michael Settas then joins us to talk healthcare for the public of South Africa.
04.02.20 Pt 1 – All black clothing is the way to go, even in load shedding. The naked Jesus is in Northcliff, all the way from Bethlehem. Also, Jesus is black. What exactly is a caucus? Siya details life without a phone… his biggest regret is the nudes he’s lost. Gwen met FW de Klerk and woke Twitter had its say. Data must fall again, it’s not happening. If you need to get stuff back, Phumi has a squad.
03.02.20 Pt 2 – Palindrome 2020, it’s been 909 years. Smells can change your ability to study, roses are where it’s at. Katie Hopkins wins the C.*.N.T award, which is wonderful, but should we be allowed to trick people just because we don’t like them? The Schengen visa is getting more expensive, but it comes with possible longer stays. Corona… the beer and the virus are not the same thing. And Ellen’s Super Bowl ad is a classic!
03.02.20 Pt 1 – Siya’s birthday wasn’t the silent retreat he had hoped for… Spielberg could have directed it. Mugged, guns, blocked cards and Oprah were all involved! The bank doesn’t believe Siya is himself, what a world. If you have coronavirus-carrying friends, you can get paid time off work. Wool shops are a real thing – with parking. China can build a hospital in 8 days, wow!
31.01.20 Pt 2 – Annie Lennox is the heart of stone who held back the Eurythmics apparently. Siya sure likes the bone. It turns out, Siya is also the fifth Golden Girl. Big cats like Calvin Klein, but domestic cats like Mont Blanc as a scent. Is East London just a big zoo? 33 is the age where you lose all your vigour, oh dear. Tinder for dead people, could it work? Mbulelo is boring and he’s single, he’s got no chance… what a loser! Devi Sankaree Govender joins the show to unpack her career at Carte Blanche and more.