20.02.20 Pt 2 – Mhlanganisi Madlongolwana – say that twice without tripping up. The man with a tongue twister title says he is an analyst in recovery, and he didn’t realise that in his sabbatical he’d find American working class reality shows are his vice. Kanthan’s expectations for Cyril have dropped, he’s given him one job… nothing more Cyril, focus! Is Bernie Sanders’ greatest life achievement having a post office named after him?
20.02.20 Pt 1 – Pinky is in her third year as a Joburger, and she is feeling settled. Cape Town people don’t welcome you in, even after 15 years of knowing you. Mbulelo and Jane have a Friday fight over a cooldrink, it got hectic… WW3. Margot Robbie won a genetic lottery, we should all rejoice for her – and ourselves. Vegans are always going to cause office fights. When at a party, what is the acceptable length of a goodbye? Don’t expect your lady to be ready on time, it’s ridiculous!
19.02.20 Pt 2 – The criminal minds in South Africa are possibly some of the most refined in the country. The real question should be, how good are South Africans at stealing? Bathobile Mlangeni is a mastermind criminal who stole R4 million from a cash in transit depot, catch her if you can. Are we all idiots for not getting into the business of religion? Roger the alien is based off Siya Sangweni, there you have it, now we know. The business juggernauts of our time are not overnight successes, stop being lazy and you could invent Twitter at the age of 18. Business dynamo Faith Khanyile joins us in studio as she unpacks the ups and downs of the life of a female business executive in the corporate world on The Section 12J Show.
19.02.20 Pt 1 – Siya is inspired after attending a talk by Fred Roed. It is great to hang around people who want a better life. Gareth reveals he fears that his dentist might be Dr Frankenstein. Is it important that your dentist is nice to you? Why do people resent billionaires so much? Bernie Sanders, does he have any chance at all of beating Trump? Dudu Myeni is about to be officially declared a delinquent. The First Lady of Lesotho is possibly a killer, a witness escaped… stay tuned!
18.02.20 Pt 2 – If there is stuff on your phone that you don’t like, how likely are you to be blackmailed for that? If you need to find someone, don’t expect the Melville shooter sketch artist to help you. Google are doing their best to give people free wifi, but the Cape Flats are beyond help. The 5 richest people in the 20th century were so rich they’ve never been matched. Comedian extraordinaire, QwaQwa’s funniest man, Mo Mothebe is in studio with us to detail Bafunny Bafunny.
18.02.20 Pt 1 – Was Keith Sweat the Idris Elba of the 90s? Phumi got nothing from her son for Valentine’s Day, these 12-year-old girls are triggering her by taking his attention away from her. Photos came with no warning in the past, just a massive flash! Is it possible to have too many old people in your life? Two minute man Siya details this for us. A McLaren driver made Gareth jealous. Black women’s hairstyles are exponential, but which is the safest option?
17.02.20 Pt 2 – If you have a baby, be careful which camera lady you get. The kidnapping photographer is on the loose. The price of American wine is dropping, it’s business 101… supply and demand and all that ‘ey. A South African student who was thought to be dead has been found in a Chinese prison. The Bachelor SA is back, and things are getting catty with the ladies already. FW de Klerk made some comments about apartheid and it’s made news headlines. If you need some cash, find the missing white 4×4 Lamborghini and you will be minted! And we meet the mind of Khan Morbee as he unpacks his Henley MBA journey so far.
17.02.20 Pt 1 – What do you with spare food as an adult who lives alone? Is lamb expensive, or can the old people tell you which butcher to go to to get the best price? A-ha were fantastic, they’ve aged like fine wine. Kidney failure… is it a real thing? Putin, Cyril and Trump make a phone call, who pays for the call? Restaurants are full, what recession? Siya has very short shorts – they are not booty shorts. If you haven’t had sex by 30, what’s going on there?
Former executive mayor of the City of Johannesburg, Herman Mashaba has had anything but a quiet and slow past couple of months. After a much-speculated exit from the DA, he has his eyes set on continuing with political service through The People’s Dialogue. He sets the record straight on several stories involving him in this conversation with Gareth Cliff. He also shares his thoughts on some hot-button issues, and discusses where his focus will lie in the next few months.
14.02.20 Pt 2 – Jane Fonda looks like she could be 35 and she’s in her 80s… so if you want to look good, “Let’s get physical!” There is fascinating evidence coming out of the helicopter disaster which killed Kobe Bryant. Trigonometry is possibly older than we first thought, what will the Greeks say about this? Rebecca Black is having a cry about being a millionaire at 13 years old. And our beloved motoring guru George Mienie joins us from Vegas. Christo Lineveldt from Coronation joins us to tell us why looking after your money is the best Valentine’s Day gift you can get or give.