25.02.20 Pt 2 – The planned economic shutdown of South Africa is fully underway, what effects will this have if any? Should Soweto residents be made to pay for the services they are crying out for? Are avocados a superfood, or are they just expensive baby food? The ministers in South Africa only got a small raise, is there any justice left in this Republic? Hein Marx, the President of the United Liberty Alliance, joins us to share ideas about how certain parts of South Africa should secede for their own good.
25.02.20 Pt 1 – Ash Wednesday… what are you going to give up this year for lent? Is a thumb important, or is it just a nice to have? Bill Cosby supports Harvey Weinstein, what a shocker! Bill Clinton joins us and has his say on Harvey’s fate. Is Martha Stewart a certified thug now after her jail time? And Nelson Mandela and Joe Biden are imaginary friends.
24.02.20 Pt 2 – Bullying is a bad thing, we all agree already people. Coronavirus is not that bad, flu is so much worse. 90s cult show, Friends is making a comeback and Matthew Perry will be delighted to get the pay cheque. The new ad from Nando’s is sensational, it’s a golden nugget. Should you do a Kirk Douglas with your money, or should you leave cash to the kids? The Bachelor season 2 is here… we unpack. Drama, Cape Town, a dog-loving heartthrob – what more do you need? Charley Pietersen talks to us about #StopToStart and addressing a fatherless nation, and how we can curb this trend.
24.02.20 Pt 1 – How long does it take to get good at talking into a microphone? What happens when you get dragged to a play with friends and then you have to dress up, where does the madness end? In breaking news, we survived the asteroid. Fair dinkum, Margot Robbie is a belter! If you are a mother and you have life insurance, be careful that your daughters don’t kill you.
Clout legend, Cindy Alter reveals all – from singing on all of Yvonne Chaka Chaka’s early songs, to her producer being an utter scumbag. She unpacks how she feels about performing her hit songs ‘Save Me’ and ‘Substitute’. It’s 2020 and Cindy is still making music and keeping it real.
21.02.20 Pt 2 – The MGM group has had their database hacked, now you can find out where Selena Gomez has stayed. When celebrities stay in hotels what names do they use? Micheal Bloomberg gets absolutely ripped apart in Nevada by the rest of the Democrat nominees. Jane Dutton and the pronunciation of the names of black people are like oil and water, it’s hilarious! The great Cindy Alter joins us and it’s a treat, she really has no substitute. George Mienie tells about his big trip to Las Vegas, and what the motor industry is like in America right now.
21.02.20 Pt 1 – Dudu Myeni is an expert in governance. How do you screw up SAA – it’s a cash cow designed for you to win? Leigh-Ann Mol is a human and not the queen of Phuza Thursday. If Jennifer Rush reads this, Gareth is sorry. Is the death penalty the right way to reduce crime? If you want to deal in business and want to keep your costs low, build an illegal cigarette bunker under a horse stable. And what is the most amount of people you should have at a supper?
20.02.20 Pt 2 – Mhlanganisi Madlongolwana – say that twice without tripping up. The man with a tongue twister title says he is an analyst in recovery, and he didn’t realise that in his sabbatical he’d find American working class reality shows are his vice. Kanthan’s expectations for Cyril have dropped, he’s given him one job… nothing more Cyril, focus! Is Bernie Sanders’ greatest life achievement having a post office named after him?
20.02.20 Pt 1 – Pinky is in her third year as a Joburger, and she is feeling settled. Cape Town people don’t welcome you in, even after 15 years of knowing you. Mbulelo and Jane have a Friday fight over a cooldrink, it got hectic… WW3. Margot Robbie won a genetic lottery, we should all rejoice for her – and ourselves. Vegans are always going to cause office fights. When at a party, what is the acceptable length of a goodbye? Don’t expect your lady to be ready on time, it’s ridiculous!
19.02.20 Pt 2 – The criminal minds in South Africa are possibly some of the most refined in the country. The real question should be, how good are South Africans at stealing? Bathobile Mlangeni is a mastermind criminal who stole R4 million from a cash in transit depot, catch her if you can. Are we all idiots for not getting into the business of religion? Roger the alien is based off Siya Sangweni, there you have it, now we know. The business juggernauts of our time are not overnight successes, stop being lazy and you could invent Twitter at the age of 18. Business dynamo Faith Khanyile joins us in studio as she unpacks the ups and downs of the life of a female business executive in the corporate world on The Section 12J Show.