Dori reveals how your kids need to fear you. Pinky shares how university orientation week crushed her dreams of becoming South Africa’s Whitney Houston. Are Liverpool fans just bad people? The crazy life and tweets of an antivirus software millionaire, and a nap in Yiddish is a…?
It’s 2020 and it turns out Mbulelo might be a better granny than anything else. Pinky’s sister has given the much maligned Xhosa ex-boyfriend a second chance. Black Coffee doesn’t know it yet, but the GCS crew are planning #KFCWedding Part 2… and Dori had a not so festive encounter with the JMPD.
24.12.19 Pt 2 – Is Donald Trump the greatest president of all time? Gareth gives his review of The Witcher. Pinky grew up in a shebeen, and now her roots are under threat from Bheki Cele… she is not impressed by SAPS shutting down fun times! And we catch up with cartoonist Jerm as he gives his thoughts on the year that was.
24.12.19 Pt 1 – Boris outsings Donald Trump. Gareth’s mom is hosting an entire rugby team for a small Christmas lunch. US super fan Debi Droke sometimes wishes she was Muslim to avoid Christmas.
23.12.19 Pt 2 – Football god Diego Maradona and aliens seem to have met, of course his drug-fuelled past has nothing to do with this. Prince Harry is still in hot water, and along with his red hair, he’ll spend Christmas apart from the royal family this year. People are living longer… which gives them more time to steam their vaginas and anuses. Gareth gives his take.
23.12.19 Pt 1 – Mbulelo has a run in with an unhappy lady. Is Seal the greatest black man alive? Gareth tells us his prostate cancer test results. And Pinky is so bored with her friends, she’s buying cheap flights at the bar.
Stephen Koseff, one of the co-founders of Investec, may have retired in September 2018 after 40 years at the helm, but he’s “still here in a suit and tie”. Gareth finds out more about the growth story that has led to the powerhouse that is Investec today. From eight to over 8,000 employees, his journey of entrepreneurship has seen lots of growth, many ups and downs, and a front row seat to some of the biggest changes in the past few decades.
20.12.19 Pt 2 – Mariah Carey is the last of a dying kind – a genuine diva. How far would you literally walk just to be the man? Siya avoids the Phuza Thursday December trap. Then MTV Base’s Kim Jayde visits and tells us how P Diddy’s son got her heart rate up at an MTV event. Don’t take children car shopping, let them work in a coal mine instead.
20.12.19 Pt 1 – White and black people do things differently over Christmas. Lionel, our listener from Dubai, is in town for a wedding… why do people still think it’s okay to have destination weddings? Are weddings a nightmare in general? Oh, by the way – Gareth has rabbits now.
19.12.19 Pt 2 – Is Cyril dead in the water? Are open borders an option for Africa in the immediacy? Will Donald play his Trump card in next year’s elections? Right is right, but can the left ever get it right?