Paulo returns to discuss how different Portuguese Joburgers are to Capetonian Portuguese people. MKT gives us his Friday Five: Top Test Match Captains of all time. Has Xavi taken on too much by being put in charge of Barcelona with all that is happening in Catalunya currently? Paulo's Weird World Of Football this week takes us to Europe's introduction to new age Joga Bonito! Are The Oscars a joke now? At what age do we cease calling you Nick, because you're grown now Nicholas?

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MKT tells us why UEFA and FIFA are not built to administrate in the world of 2021 football. Is the farce of Brazil and Argentina's cancelled game a threat to the efficacy of Afcon 2021? The Dutch GP has just entered the bucket-list for the MKT team... find out why. Is the George Russell move to Mercedes a disaster for anyone who doesn't need to hear about a Brit 1-2 at Silverstone next year? Italian loafers are attractive to accountants... who knew!

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MKT tells us why Edu is selling Arsenal fans pipe dreams. Will Kylian Mbappe ever be able to reach his potential at PSG now that Messi has arrived? Which League is the biggest joke in Europe as things stand? The Brazil vs Argentina game was suspended after the most bizarre state intervention a sports event may have ever encountered... What does this mean for International Football as a whole? James' upkeep or lack thereof is a problem, does he care at all or is a lost soul?

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MKT tells us why Spain have got it so wrong for so long long. The pain in Spain falls mainly upon the plain... and it causes pain. James gives us a catch up on his current life's circumstances. Is the Eriksen love in too much?

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MKT tells us why Football may or may not be coming home. Are the Olympics the greatest Covid relief we may experience as a planet? According to Paulo, James carries his height well... a yeti with a gentle soul. Oh yes, Paulo Dias joins the squad as 'The Brocasters' reunite!

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