19.10.20 Pt 2 - If your Kobe beef isn't being served to you by a Japanese pornstar in a 5-storey porn theme park, are you actually taking life seriously or living on the fringes? Britney Spears' life is the real life Truman Show, but she can't find the door. If you won a billion dollars you should buy cinemas from the dead movie industry and have private screenings for your new, richer and better looking friends.

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