MKT seems to be in a really good mood and it shows, could it be his "work trip" to the Mother City? The Newcastle takeover is the hottest talking point in the Football World, MKT tells us who is the suitable man to lead Newcastle now that the takeover has begun. Now that the hype has died down, is this PSG experiment the most ridiculous circus act in Football history? Will Cristiano Ronaldo ever win another major trophy again? Is James Ilsley is a two minute man?

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MKT tells us why Kyrie Irving is a nightmare for all who support Basketball. Is Cristiano Ronaldo currently regretting his decision to go back to Man United again? Newcastle have now got most of the money on Earth backing their team, how long does it take them to become the greatest team in England? What should you do if you see a friend's partner kissing another person?

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Newcastle FC have shocked the English Premier League after a takeover by Amanda Staveley and the Saudi backed PIF and the Reuben Brothers consortium. In light of this Paulo gives us a Friday 5 which includes the five Newcastle players who made us dream. Paulo takes us into his Weird World of Football again and this week he features Futsal icon Ricardinho. Flip van Der Merwe joins the boys for The Long Lunch and as usual, many laughs were shared. #ThePTPShow

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