27.01.20 Pt 2 – Siya gives the Grammy speech of the decade and brings the house down. It got emotional. There are 5 Americans diagnosed with the Coronavirus, is this the end for us all? The real solution is that anyone you encounter with a cough, don’t go near them! Sharon Osbourne reading rapper’s names is hilarious and diabolical. The Grammys votes are tampered with, news to us or just confirming something we knew already? Taylor Swift… talent or just a bunch of lies? Haters gonna hate hate hate!
27.01.20 Pt 1 – Kobe Bryant has passed away at the age of 41… RIP ‘The Black Mamba’. Can we imagine a world where we don’t have to work? Six-year-olds don’t need presents people, they’re just going to throw them away or chew them. The next Batman might be in China because the Coronavirus has been traced to bats – super virus or super heroes… stay tuned. And has the quality of terrorism slipped from what it used to be?
24.01.20 Pt 2 – Kigali is cleaner than South Africa, should we be beating citizens who litter? Would that help? High Rob is in a nightmare with his visa, but he’s chilled. Ben tells us about the best places to play golf in South Africa. The science is in, don’t masturbate into a banana. Turns out, fight or flight response turns your hair grey. Jeff Bezos and dick pics… it’s a Saudi affair. Car theft is on the decline according to Tracker. Don’t get a bakkie, everybody wants you to help them move.
24.01.20 Pt 1 – Siya’s shirt can only be called what it is, “a situation!” Felicia has never been subtle and just so you know, she’s from Atlanta darling! Is Dr Phil an enabler? Ben’s Tinder is filled with trolls. His high council is advising him to get out there. Just in case you don’t know, people get hammered every now and then. Don’t listen to your mom when asking about your looks, she’s a liar. Leigh-Ann and cemetery sex happened, it was a sexual emergency.
Is South Africa putting its best foot forward in Davos? Is Tito Mboweni beyond the point of being a corruptible man? What will the effect of The Land Bank being downgraded by Moody’s be? There are guns in the hands of criminals, where do they come from? Should guns be legal for citizens to carry at all? The WEF has its say about the investment environment and international sentiment towards South Africa currently. Are Russia and democracy going through a divorce? Donald Trump’s impeachment trial rolls on… the senate has spoken. God bless America! Brought to you by Nando’s.
23.01.20 Pt 2 – What is the NHI actually going to cost the South African taxpayer? Is Tito Mboweni playing chicken with the SAA bailout situation? Kanthan Pillay has been racially profiled zero times under Trump, he was racially profiled 7 times under Obama… yes you can! It looks like Putin has all the power, both nuclear and political. Why aren’t people moving to Russia, is it the language? And Trump-led America has business booming.
23.01.20 Pt 1 – If you want to change South African politics, head to Bruma. Gareth aspired to become a political figure, but then he realised he rather wanted to enjoy his life. Terry Jones, the great Monty Python actor, has sadly passed on. Life of Brian is a must for all people who value themselves. RIP mother of Brian, The Messiah. Traditional wives or career wives, which are better? And is everyone on Earth single?
22.01.20 Pt 2 – Travel is going to become easier to Europe, or so they say. The Schengen Visa will reward you if you come from a rich country and your fellow countrymen have behaved in Europe. 15% of the world’s earth surface is now protected, that’s awesome! Gord is a fish tank guy and he’s saving to buy the top end one, but load shedding can sabotage that plan. Trump vs Greta… it’s all happening in Davos. Hayleigh Chamberlain is a YouTube tech review rockstar, she’s all about quality and consistency. Look out for the gold button soon!
22.01.20 Pt 1 – Should lesbians be allowed to get married with Christians at Beloftesbos? People are getting married at slave plantations, is this madness or just 2020 things being done by 2020 people? Keeping food for longer, science or stupidity? If you’re irritated, scratch your balls. And Gord has kryptonite… it’s called the Parktown prawn.
21.01.20 Pt 2 – If you could be rich and anonymous, who would you be? Batman is not a real choice. For $36K you can freeze your body and be brought back to life whenever you want. It’s the Super Bowl baby, who will win… JLo’s booty or Shakira’s? Who wants to live forever, and what age body do you want for life? Our #BunchOfWinners guest David Grier is with us, and he’s inspiring. If you have a ruptured bladder, keep running all the way to Guantanamo Bay!