08.07.20 Pt 2 - Let's solve this now... is Liberace the king of the gays, because no human has ever looked that good while being sequence laden? The masks we wear are so that we don't spread the Covid in our throats. What happens if OJ's glove fits on his deathbed? If you are broke, cheer yourself up and say it in Yiddish... "I'm not broke, I'm mechula!"
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08.07.20 Pt 1 - Get some cream on your hands if you are going to rub them in public. Should you feel filthy for breaking lockdown? Wearing a mask in lockdown, are we living in terror or are you a baby? Is it Ghislaine or "jizz lane", because this is now a life and death matter. Which jobs are worth a damn on this planet? We'll give you 10 Cent for that magazine.
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24.06.20 Pt 2 - Is it okay to be judgey... or are you just going to become a social recluse if you don't become flexible? Is it shocking to imagine that some people didn't know that lockdown was happening? Would coffee with Damon be worth it? Find out more about the Organic Fresh® Sanitiser here.
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24.06.20 Pt 1 - If your mom knits your jersey, is it okay to turn it into pyjamas? How many days should be the maximum for the same clothes being worn? Could you imagine being the person who had to execute a smelly person? Leon is shocked, shucks! Sorry as always seems to be the hardest word. The cyst on Damon's back is dormant, which is hurting his marriage.
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27.05.20 Pt 2 - Cows are domesticated by humans sucking their nipples apparently. Damon reveals himself as the worst tea maker on the planet, and also tells a disturbing tale about growths on his back. If you moisturise, how do you dry out... have you heard of starfishing on a towel? Mark Mdluli is not just a comedian, but also a musician, and you can find his latest track on Bandcamp.
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27.05.20 Pt 1 - Is this possibly Damon's last show ever? Gym is a place of spiritual sanctity for some... when are those opening? The Kalavari home has had to swap roles and it's been interesting. What type of lockdown human being are you? Level 5 - awesome haircut length, not so much as a lockdown measure.
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23.04.20 Pt 1 - Turns out Damon's mom isn't a scientist, and lemon in hot water isn't a real vaccine for Covid-19. What have you found yourself doing more than ever? Are you getting value for money with the schooling system? Imagine living in lockdown and being a brother, father, husband and chemist... what a time to be alive. And why are people launching satellites during lockdown?
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18.03.20 Pt 2 - Big Brother Germany has really created magical television by telling the unsuspecting housemates about Covid-19. There was a seminal moment where for a second it sounded like Gareth was giving Damon a compliment, touching stuff. Mel Brooks’ son has a social distancing video for the ages. The following events might sound related, but they are not… Amanda Bynes is pregnant and Pornhub premium is now free in Italy. We then talk about entrepreneurship with Linda Moeketsi, Sibu Mabena and Roxy Ferreira on #EpsonEntrepreneur.
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18.03.20 Pt 1 - If it happens it happens. Covid-19 means you should stop talking to shop staff. Damon says he’s lived well and him dying is not a train smash. Blowing your nose can get you kicked out of the shops. Old age homes got locked down too late, some people don’t want to see their parents. If life gives you lemons, make hot lemon water to help you live through these corona times. And Idris Elba has a warning for his people.
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Squish for the Covid
12.08.20 Pt 1 - Do you bath or shower in the mornings, and what does that say about you? Is it a nightmare to turn on a manual geyser? Corruption is alright, until you're gatvol. Is patriotism useful? If you want the Covid cure to work, squish the lemon, don't seep it. Is being the American President a drive-by shooting gig? Which politicians would you like to see in a UFC cage?
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