Following Algeria's pointless(they literally left AFCON 2021 with zero points) ignominious exit from #AFCON2021... In this week's Friday 5 MKT gives us the worst title defences in modern Football history. The traditional top 6 of English Football are at the halfway mark of the season, so it's only right that we grade them. Arsenal had a reality check as Liverpool's second team made light work of their First Team, where does that leave The Gunners for the rest of the season? Are all weekends terrible as we age? Is James Ilsley being unfairly maligned or is he in fact a self-serving vibes merchant?

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MKT tells us why Everton and Rafa Benitez were alway going to be a disaster! How long will it take for Manchester United to recover from their current slump? Is Novak Djokovic going to be banned from everywhere on Earth, is he even allowed to have a tennis court at home? Is Lewis Hamilton right to withhold his services if the FIA don't amend the result from Saudi Arabia? Ryan gives his thoughts on why Schools should let people be themselves. There's an issue about lunch and Ryan is not happy.

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Novak Djokovic has sent the World into a tailspin and has reportedly been arrested in Australia after getting cleared by a judge to play. Has this gone too far or is he indeed a deputy Jesus Christ as his father has claimed? Can Antonio Brown be saved from himself? Manchester United are reportedly about to make Paul Pogba the highest paid player in English Premier League history, the team unpack. Burkina Faso have made the most heinous allegation following their AFCON 2021 opening game defeat, this tournament is going to be spicy. Join The MKT Show on Tik Tok for 'Live Watch Parties" throughout the duration of AFCON 2021. #AFCON2021

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IT'S THE PTP TAKE OVER: The Dezemba edition. MKT is away and Paulo has hijacked the show. In light of Kun Aguero's retirement, The Friday Five: Sportsmen Who retired unexpectedly. Senzo and Paulo discuss the dilemma the English Premier League will face due to some games being postponed due to Coronavirus. "Pogba vs Drogba" is back and Senzo takes on James. Paulo takes us into his "Weird World Of Football: La Liga Edition". The FIFA Pro XI nominees list just came out and James is outraged.

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Paulo returns to discuss how different Portuguese Joburgers are to Capetonian Portuguese people. MKT gives us his Friday Five: Top Test Match Captains of all time. Has Xavi taken on too much by being put in charge of Barcelona with all that is happening in Catalunya currently? Paulo's Weird World Of Football this week takes us to Europe's introduction to new age Joga Bonito! Are The Oscars a joke now? At what age do we cease calling you Nick, because you're grown now Nicholas?

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It's the Day after yesterday and Paulo Dias is here. MKT tells us "Where I was right" and "Where I was wrong". MKT tells us what the possible problem is at Manchester United and poses very interesting questions to Paulo and Senzo. Now that Ralf is at the wheel, does this mean Manchester United players will finally get some top level coaching? Paulo doesn't like tomato sauce, is he a maestro or monster?

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It's Monday, a new week. The team is joined by resident physiologist Bradley Phillips, to discuss mental and physical health and wellness. Is Manchester United on the right path after Ralf Rangick's debut victory as manager against Crystal Palace? Spike Ballantine joins the show to discuss all the drama that unfolded at the Saudi Arabia Grand Prix. James claims he doesn't know who Ridge Forrester is... is he lying or are legends like Ridge Forrester and Stefano DiMera relics which are best left in the 90s?

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MKT gives us The #Friday5 and this week with Michael Carrick's coaching exit at Manchester United in mind, the five greatest interim coaches in EPL history are revealed. The team discusses this weekend's upcoming London Derby between West Ham and Chelsea. Paulo starts a new... old segment, 'Paulo's Weird World of Football' La Liga edition. The traditional Football powerhouse enigma that is Athletic Bilbao is the first featured topic. It's unbelievable that an institution can compete with these principles in the 21st Century, not to be missed! Ryan's lady matters have taken a new twist as Justin Bieber tickets have now entered the fray, two tickets, one man, inevitable heartbreak for some, what a life!

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MKT tells us why Everton fans need to relax following a 4-1 humiliation at home versus arch Merseyside rivals Liverpool. Will the Everton board be as understanding towards Rafa Benitez though? Amanda Stavely who is almost certainly a Bond villain with sharks as pets may have made a mistake employing Eddie Howe, and this might cost Newcastle Premiership status come the end of the season. Is Tom Holland the best Spiderman of them all?

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MKT tells us why Everton and Rafa Benitez were always a nightmare match, can Rafa survive the slump or are Everton destined to remain as the little brother in The City of Liverpool? Ryan tells a heart wrenching story of a love unrequited, it'll bring tears even to a lesbian in a Subaru Station Wagon! Is Thanos the ruler of all films now? We think this is still a sports show.

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