It's Friday and it's time for a long lunch. Nevermind sport and The Friday Five, MKT tells us why men and women can't be friends or maybe that's just his view. Is James the exception or is he the rule? The team is joined by Flip Van Der Merwe on The Long Lunch to discuss everything French and Rugby. Should Eddie Jones give Bryan Habana's blazer back?

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Do International caps still mean anything after Emile Smith Rowe was capped after just 33 Arsenal First Team appearances? Should Harry Maguire have shown more restraint after scoring his goal for England? Aleksandar Mitrovic may have just caused Portugal's International Football Team to rethink their relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Santos is in hot water. Should the presenter of the show be telling a viewer to "Go to hell?" Dear caucasian humans... MKT has a rule which might save you as we move into a mixed race dating society in 2021 and onwards!

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In this week's #Friday5 MKT tells us about the craziest stories in sporting history. From Ice Skating to mafia driven a Football match fixing story for the ages, you don't want to miss this one. Steven Gerrard is in the hot seat now at Aston Villa and Paulo gives great insight into why Man United fans should be worried about his appointment. PSG is the most lit situation on Earth right now, even our reporter from the field Flip van Der Merwe has heard about it and The Long Lunch is dominated by talk of Aminata Diallo! Is James a liar and what can be done about this? It's the lies that hurt us... it's the lies.

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MKT tells us why comparisons between Frank Lampard's failed tenure at Chelsea and Steven Gerrard's appointment at Aston Villa are silly. Are PSG and French Football cursed? If it's not Karim Benzema, it's Mauro Icardi and now it's Aminata Diallo. You don't want to miss this! Travis Scott and The Houston Rockets are now in a pickle regarding his commemorative Day, is cancel culture going to end Scott's career after The Zstoworld fiasco? Ryan has some news from his Cape Town escapades, it's magical!

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It's a new week and the team is joined by resident physiologist, Bradley Phillips. James and MKT agree on a payment plan. MKT tells us "Where I was right" and "Where I was wrong". Manchester United is the laughing stock of Football and everybody knows it! Spike Ballantine joins the team to discuss everything that went down at The Mexican Grand Prix. Does Lewis Hamilton have a chopper?

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It's Friday and that means "The Long Lunch". James is not having the best day after missing a very important appointment. This missed opportunity could have very serious financial consequences for James. MKT and Paulo tell Senzo and James to grow up and take charge of their lives. The team discusses the upcoming Manchester Derby. Flip Van Der Merwe joins us from London as he prepares to watch The Springboks in Wales.

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It's Day four of a murderous week for Senzo because of James and Ryan's bullying him due to Man United's 0-5 loss at Old Trafford against Liverpool. Is Xavi about to commit career suicide by accepting the Barcelona FC job? Are the FIFA world rankings slightly misleading? Does Roger Federer like koeksisters?

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MKT tells us "Where he was right" and "Where he was wrong." Steve Bruce has been relieved of his managerial duties at Newcastle United Football Club, the team discusses who the suitable candidate is now that Steve Bruce is no more. The team debates if we are all just aliens? What is the oldest profession known to man?

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As we move on to MKT's second Day away , the team make it very clear that they have moved on from him and it's a new Day on set! Should Barcelona be considering sacking Ronald Koeman? Has Pro Evolution Soccer just scored the biggest own goal in eSport history, what is happening there guys? Do heads need to roll at Man United or is the cake still rising under Ole? A quarter of your genetics can make you a different man, our very own Ryan embodies this.

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Due to a potential uprising in-house, Paulo Dias is in the house to host the show, whilst MKT aligns his chakras in some far away Village. Are Barcelona FC a Ponzi scheme or just the victims of one man's moral failings? Have the gods conspired to ensure that all the big teams in Europe's biggest lose? Are the European 'Latin' Football leagues ever going to be run properly or are they destined to remain rich social clubs? Are Chelsea real, or are they frauds managed by doubting Thomas? #ThePTPShow

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