The team discuss why the January transfer window is crucial in this year's title race and the awesome possibilities Newcastle's wealth creates. Manchester United have had Ragnarok fall upon them as 'RagnaRalf' tries to mend the ills of the last decade, it turns out even Thor's hammer may not be able to rescue this seemingly lost cause. Let's be honest, would Zendaya date Tom Holland in real life if he wasn't Spiderman... honestly? What is the wildest story you have heard about a Football player in retirement, the team discusses the ridiculous to the fantastic. A former Portuguese star and a former Danish star delight the team with tales of shenanigans and ships.

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Paulo D dissects and schools the rest of the team on comics and The Marvel Universe. Paulo has caused MKT to raise the stakes and MKT vows to "Out Thanos Him!" We speak about the Premier League and the challenges they find themselves with due to the pandemic. 'Paulo's Weird World Of Football: Christmas Edition' is electric, this week we feature a Portuguese enigma for the ages!

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On the first Day of Christmas, Thanos gave to me... MKT is very much in the Christmas spirit. He tells us how he will be spending his Christmas and it involves him spending a lot of time alone on his couch, which some might say is his normal life anyway. MKT tells us why Arsenal fans shouldn't get carried away, and Senzo tells us why they should manage their expectations. Ryan bought a gift and the response to it was... inevitable! The big question in Manchester right now is, What should Martial do?

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MKT watched the two Spiderman films that Tom Holland features in and has some strong feedback. Who knew 'moon signs' were actually a thing... James gives a quick tutorial into what they really are. The England cricket team have been mentally bullied in The Ashes Cricket Series 21/22 so far, and Senzo proposes what they should try to change if they want to salvage anything from the series. The lads give a wrap up of what is happening in La Liga and the guys try to figure out what is happening with Atletico Madrid and their rotten form.

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Paulo returns to discuss how different Portuguese Joburgers are to Capetonian Portuguese people. MKT gives us his Friday Five: Top Test Match Captains of all time. Has Xavi taken on too much by being put in charge of Barcelona with all that is happening in Catalunya currently? Paulo's Weird World Of Football this week takes us to Europe's introduction to new age Joga Bonito! Are The Oscars a joke now? At what age do we cease calling you Nick, because you're grown now Nicholas?

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Wacky Wednesday sees the return of Senzo Sithebe. Paulo has some toys that the boys will love, including a generic Manchester United No.11. The team discusses what qualifies a team to be named a "Golden Generation" and does it extend to club Football or is the term exclusively reserved for international teams. Is Senzo revealing too much with his outfit today? Eric Abidal has a liver!

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As we move on to MKT's second Day away , the team make it very clear that they have moved on from him and it's a new Day on set! Should Barcelona be considering sacking Ronald Koeman? Has Pro Evolution Soccer just scored the biggest own goal in eSport history, what is happening there guys? Do heads need to roll at Man United or is the cake still rising under Ole? A quarter of your genetics can make you a different man, our very own Ryan embodies this.

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Have Manchester United secured a top three spot with the return of Cristiano Ronaldo? Arsenal have spent more money than the GDP of Africa and they are worse than ever, how is this possible? Are Barcelona being scammed by the 'injured' Kun Aguero? There's a region and tribe in the North of South Africa which likes Italian loafers, is this cool or just unacceptable, especially without socks? Does James actually hate his beloved Liverpool?

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Premier League fans want their billionaire owners gone, MKT tells us why that's a terrible idea. James opens up about his brother's autograph hunting trauma. This is still a sports show!

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Should Julian Nagelsmann go to Tottenham or stay at Leipzig? The European Super League has fallen apart, what should that mean for the "big 6" who attempted to break away? This is a big show... James is a blasphemer!

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