20.07.20 Pt 1 - Old people need their vowels to be said out loud. Wolves would be embarrassed by their descendants which we feed and clothe. Should you take series recommendations from friends? The booze ban and the booze bags are now being joined by the booze brass in protest. Morning glory is okay... unless you're not used to it. What lengths would you go to, to win an argument?

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17.07.20 Pt 2 - The Kalvari/Mol beef can be laid to rest, nothing to see here. Sleep is a science, start doing the work. If you want to have swagger, maybe dress in MAGA. The new Ford Bronco is out, only makes sense for OJ Simpson to be the ambassador... The Juice is loose! Nicolene Holtzhausen of Headway Gauteng joins us to tell us about raising funds for First Responders for Mandela Day. For details click here.

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17.07.20 Pt 1 - Just to be clear, in South Africa when we party with you while you're alive, we're just practising for when you die... after tears are the best tears. What would you pay for movie memorabilia? People are queuing for porn, plus the Germans are here, but not to worry it's not like 1939 - they're going to keep the lights on this time. President at the International Him Soo Do Association, Shane Comley-White, joins us to tell us about the pleasures of martial arts.

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16.07.20 Pt 2 - Kanye West has dropped his Presidential campaign, proving once again that it ain't easy to become President Yeezy. If we just cut out the orgies and pole licking, maybe the Covid rate might drop. Al Gore hated Bill Clinton because of the ‘blue dress’ incident, how did that work out for him? A friendship of 40 years has ended for Kanthan... find out why right here.

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16.07.20 Pt 1 - A witch's nipples are always the coldest when facing the South apparently. Are there certain names which should just be retired and left behind... yes Reginald, we mean you. Have you ever thought about humiliation porn at 'Pussy's Tavern'? The Jackson family have just become weirder, yes that's possible.

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15.07.20 Pt 2 - It's ironic how Alanis conveniently didn't use words aptly, considering that she was a writer. If you have a big package, rather take it to Pornhub than The New York Times, you'll get better exposure. Is the ISS just a floating sulphur Dutch Oven? If your mom dropped you as a baby, she shouldn't expect you to buy her magazines. Hlubi Mboya then joins us to tell us about relate.org.za.

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15.07.20 Pt 1 - The way to describe people who report you in lockdown constantly is "Mega Karen!" Just to be clear a sjambok hurts, no matter how fat you are. Alanis Morissette dated Jeff and it didn't end Gladly. When it comes to size, let's face it, it's all about money. Perhaps we should have vibrating ventilators in the strip clubs, as those would combine everything Zweli Mkhize loves.

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14.07.20 Pt 2 - A million graves is not realistic dear minister, Standard Grade Maths fail. Siya is a macaroon top, not a muffin top... that matters. Should we convert skinny jeans into millennial corsets and save ourselves the complaining? A smart home is at your fingertips, you just have to know where to look. Maestro, Njabulo Madlala joins us to tell us more about the Voices of South Africa International Opera Singing Competition.

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14.07.20 Pt 1 - If your breath smells, use cold water. It's science from old wives. Is the booze ban a good or a bad thing and is the 'Thabo Shakes' a real thing? California's Covid rate is through the roof, this is not helping operations in general... what about singers and Jared Leto and actors nobody cares about? The Brit Brexit is going to be a bumpy road. Our family, 'The Mandelas' have lost imbokodo... R.I.P Zindzi Mandela.

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13.07.20 Pt 2 - In the shock horror of all shock horrors, it turns out that a religious institution is at the centre of unspeakable violence and is stealing money from the poor in droves. Lockdown rules took another Cyril infused M. Night Shyamalan like plot twist... turns out it's safe to fill taxis up but not restaurants. Is our Mol going deaf? And Blind History is making history.

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