13.07.20 Pt 1 - South African citizens are now dealing with what's being called ‘Cyril Ramafications’. The undertakers are saying numbers are not up from Covid... calm down people, humans are expiring at the regular rate. Is getting tested for the virus useless? There's an entanglement at the Smiths, so much so that Pope Gregory XIII dedicated a whole month to it in his calendar.

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10.07.20 Pt 2 - Should beauty be beyond skin deep? The key to a stable life is this... you have a thin wife and a fat chef, we all need to know our roles. The bravest man alive is anybody who would father Amy Schumer's child voluntarily. Put pants on for Zoom calls just to be safe. Waiting in the Wings South Africa is hosting an Open Spaces concert on 2 August to help the arts survive - get tickets and info here.

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10.07.20 Pt 1 - “Dear lover... I send you this here letter for your own safety, it's a French Letter.“ If you see your mom getting romped on her back, what is the logical response? In art, there's perfection and then there's Zimmerman. Shame kills the Seoul. It's always exciting not to die.

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09.07.20 Pt 2 - It's Juicy, not Jussie. If you can smell a fart through jeans, are you safe from Covid through a mask? A million graves, how long would it take to dig those holes and fill them with bodies? Are South African journalists innumerate? Donald Trump seems to be the last hope in saving us from a war between the West and the East... how should we feel about this?

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09.07.20 Pt 1 - It seems all of the Three Tenors succumbed to the 'Placido Effect'. So before selling South Africa to the Guptas, Jacob Zuma asked us to listen carefully... 'only 5' was a count of the amount of coffee farms in South Africa... and nothing more. How much would you pay to see Harvey Weinstein vs Ghislaine Maxwell in a gladiator style, to the death fight in a coliseum on Yas Island?

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08.07.20 Pt 2 - Let's solve this now... is Liberace the king of the gays, because no human has ever looked that good while being sequence laden? The masks we wear are so that we don't spread the Covid in our throats. What happens if OJ's glove fits on his deathbed? If you are broke, cheer yourself up and say it in Yiddish... "I'm not broke, I'm mechula!"

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08.07.20 Pt 1 - Get some cream on your hands if you are going to rub them in public. Should you feel filthy for breaking lockdown? Wearing a mask in lockdown, are we living in terror or are you a baby? Is it Ghislaine or "jizz lane", because this is now a life and death matter. Which jobs are worth a damn on this planet? We'll give you 10 Cent for that magazine.

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07.07.20 Pt 2 - How long will South African citizens be content to be told "let them eat cake!"? Speaking of cake... Oprah, Gayle and one of the GCS team members are eating their way to lockdown happiness - except now, their jeans don't fit. Are food delivery guys actually black ops trained operatives? Phumi celebrates her hard earned 41st birthday, and as the old saying goes... "try not to die before your next one!" Philip Coetzer from De Wit Motors then joins us to talk about the beauty of quality cars.

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07.07.20 Pt 1 - If you are born now you are considered a Cancer... not to society, but because the moon's position and the tides of the sea determine your personality traits apparently. If you want to avoid poop in the shower, then maybe you should buy a placenta from your sangoma to save a tree’s life and the pipes in your home. Then Koneswang Pakalitha joins us to tell us why she sent a letter to the President.

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06.07.20 Pt 2 - Here's a top 10 list you wouldn't want to find yourself on - find out some of the high-profile names linked to Ghislaine Maxwell. Yoko Ono is ill, CHAZ has come to an end and Siya has found out about flying snakes! When you think about some of your earliest influences, your teachers are up there, right? Educator, leader and recent author of ’Fush - A Story of Pride, Respect and Leadership’, Shaun Fuchs chats about this with the team.

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