16.09.20 Pt 1 - As the old saying goes, "The early Damon wakes up the Gareth." The very nature of building a Catholic church 500 years ago meant you worked for the first marketing agency ever. Does architecture affect the quality of your life? The only way to wake up happy is to have flutes playing and floozies beside you. And Aunt’chella might strike the right note with you... check it out.

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09.09.20 Pt 2 - If you have gender reveal parties, should people care? Perhaps we should have IQ reveal parties, how would that affect social relations? Why do people expect gifts at weddings? Would you want to date someone smarter than you? Gangster grannies are a real thing in South Africa. And fried chicken suppresses the feelings.

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09.09.20 Pt 1 - We don't need more radio DJs, we need more teachers... which should lead to us needing fewer lawyers. Is 'living your best life' a philosophy or rubbish? If you had to look after another person's kids, would you throttle them? If we were in a world army, South Africa would be the cannon fodder.

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05.08.20 Pt 2 - If you are going to bake on YouTube, it's probably worth telling people that you have a long member in your brooks. If you are 'the funny friend', please just be funny... no need to be smart, you clown. There's a big reveal on the show - and it's holey. Is there a perfect age to be? Catch ‘So What Now?’ on eNCA at 20:30 CAT.

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05.08.20 Pt 1 - Is it worth staying up to watch rockets with big bums? If you eat the correct fungus, you are in for the trip of a lifetime. Lego has become an engineer's task - stay humble people. Should there be an age limit for old drivers? Turns out asbestos is good for the government of South Africa. Elon Musk says his people built the pyramids... what theme tune would you have attributed to them?

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22.07.20 Pt 2 - Human nature dictates that people hate anybody who isn't as perfect as they are. There are names that Gord describes as 'basic white girl names' - but should they define a person's life? Gareth's car is sold, but is he happy? Is the best relationship one where you don't love the person, but you don't hate them either? Speaking of which, Amber Heard is a vengeful turd.

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22.07.20 Pt 1 - If your ancestors hibernated, they probably used squirrels to, er, plug the back door. Conversely, if they lived in Africa, they danced often. Don’t take our word for it, this is science. On another evolutionary note, rabbits had feathers! And as if shopping wasn’t awful enough, it's costly to park too - we’re doing our shopping online from now on.

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15.07.20 Pt 2 - It's ironic how Alanis conveniently didn't use words aptly, considering that she was a writer. If you have a big package, rather take it to Pornhub than The New York Times, you'll get better exposure. Is the ISS just a floating sulphur Dutch Oven? If your mom dropped you as a baby, she shouldn't expect you to buy her magazines. Hlubi Mboya then joins us to tell us about relate.org.za.

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15.07.20 Pt 1 - The way to describe people who report you in lockdown constantly is "Mega Karen!" Just to be clear a sjambok hurts, no matter how fat you are. Alanis Morissette dated Jeff and it didn't end Gladly. When it comes to size, let's face it, it's all about money. Perhaps we should have vibrating ventilators in the strip clubs, as those would combine everything Zweli Mkhize loves.

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01.07.20 Pt 2 - After Gord explains accidents during MMA fights, you'll look at penne differently. What would you do if almost R6-million got transferred into your account? Hear what a Pretoria man has done. Catch up with Janez Vermeiren and Peri van Papendorp. And could Gareth "the children's author" be looming in the future?

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