18.08.20 Pt 1 - Fellow South Africans, not to worry, NDZ didn't do anything. She was a victim of 'the machine', plus she was married to Jacob - so there's that. Should you be shallow or do people's personalities mean anything in the year of our lord, Instagram 2020. If you die, do you want a eulogy, or just a quick ice cold goodbye. He lived, he died... the end.

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12.08.20 Pt 2 - The real pandemic is Cofat-19, waist expansion - coming to beaches near you soon. Kamala Harris is the running mate nomination for Joe Biden and is in the hot seat right away. Shock horror... some people are actually just nice people. The US Presidential race might need to take place in an old age home. If you're going to commit suicide, please use the bathroom.

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