04.09.20 Pt 2 - Are leopards scared of white people? Is there an identity politic in the leopard community? A close encounter in Simbithi reveals all. Some might say rats have always run New York, but now rodents are actually in charge of the Big Apple. Should you ever date an ex? If you're the only gay in the village, should you be allowed to be part of the King's reed dance?

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17.08.20 Pt 2 - William and his wife might run out of money soon, how will a poor Prince live? Are pandemics a hotspot for Tinder trolls? Education pays, they say, NSFAS in particular. If you are going to travel, don't take a boat to Greece, they're not taking visitors right now.

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17.08.20 Pt 1 - Should we ban the booze benders in South Africa? What do you do if your neighbour's nipples are on display for all to see, like Grace Kelly in Rear Window? Politicians wouldn't dick around if they had less room for corruption. Lockdown friends are best if they are rich... and not a serial killer.

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14.08.20 Pt 2 - Level 2 is on the way, but it comes with a few creases. If we're going to be out in public, maybe dancing girls in nightclubs have the solution. Is there anything as cold as a whore's heart? Only methheads don't answer calls... put the pipe down and pick up the phone! Irony is when a drunkard bans drinking. 'Sibongile Money' is not smart enough to be a criminal.

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14.08.20 Pt 1 - Charles was once married to a princess who was liked by people, that was no good... you can get a mug with them on there though. Should people augment their looks, or should they age naturally? There's a new chief of YouTube, he sings badly, but he's a chief. Is your cock down because of lockdown?

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07.08.20 Pt 2 - The good news is that science exists. Our lizard brains lead us to be excited by certain headlines, why is this? Sorry to hear that you need to be spoon fed, but some people like to think. The king of hedonism is in hot water... insane bar tabs and photo shoots. Then it’s all about cars as we chat to Phil and George.

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07.08.20 Pt 1 - Siya might be a sign language saint and not know it. Medals are of no use after the first one. Ellen is starting to realise that her mansion might actually become a prison... new show idea: 'De Rossi & DeGeneres: Dancing Degenerates'. There are glitches in the system, both at Eskom and in baby making. A sticky mind is not as much fun as it sounds.

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03.08.20 Pt 2 - Getting invited to a wedding shouldn't be a given, just because you're a relative... what's a great way to make people earn the invite? Dreams shouldn't be a place for radio presenters, it's for ancestors. Is Mabuza dead or alive? It's not clear what stinks more, government in South Africa or the Love Island house. The Scottish accent is tough to love, unless Billy Connolly's the one speaking.

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03.08.20 Pt 1 - Can the threat of evil be reduced by a poor evil laugh? Should we be able to trade our family if they aren't as good as another person's family? Is winter worn out already, or are people still enjoying the comfort of thick blankets? Martin Hood joins us to reveal how to keep your gun without being deemed a criminal.

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27.07.20 Pt 2 - What do we do about people who fall asleep on Zoom calls? CliffCentral has a Lebanese cuzzie. Is Joost's brother the Afrikaans Batman? If you thought church was for spiritual peace, imagine finding out you buried a body that isn't your aunt. It seems like people stink more and guzzle more ice-cream during lockdown. If you'd like to help Penny Stein and Women and Men Against Child Abuse (WAMCA) with their mask campaign, click here for details.

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