28.09.20 Pt 2 - There's a dick doctor telling us that Covid is over. Masks are not cool because it's really hard to understand most people, and without seeing their lips, it's Oxford English roulette. Have some people just been living their normal life during the pandemic? There's more milk than gold on Earth... good for our teeth and bones. Gina Luzzatto gives us an update on life in lockdown in Rome.

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28.09.20 Pt 1 - What would your value be if someone had to pay lobola for you? If you are not smart or were a little loose in your youth, this affects your value to your African Prince and his family... keep that in mind. Biden and Trump might take a drug test before their debate, but Kamala Harris is the real thug. And could you live on a highway?

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25.09.20 Pt 2 - Is the thought of being in an open relationship appealing to you? If you do explore polyamory, the secret is to find a unicorn and ride that puppy all the way home. If you have a horse face, you have no chance with Leigh-Ann Mol. Media personality Ayanda Thabethe joins us to detail her approach to the Covid-19 lockdown, and how she plans to re-emerge from it.

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25.09.20 Pt 1 - Have you left your hood during the global lockdown? As the world opens up, are we just going back to brunches with our besties? Is the Social Dilemma real? Should we feel sorry for people that gym to show off their bodies, but can't because of a pandemic? Condoms can be reused by the way.

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21.09.20 Pt 2 - If you forget a friend's birthday, should you feel bad... even if they've had 35 before? Obama has written another book, is he jealous of his wife's book sales? If you die, will you cuss the living? Are we interested in the drug-infused meltdown of the world's teenagers? Paris Hilton claims she's a real person. Meghan Markle has already torn one powerful family apart, the White House might be next - stay tuned!

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21.09.20 Pt 1 - If you are still living in South Africa, please make sure to protect the women and children in case the sabertooth comes for them in the night. RBG has died and America is losing its collective mind. If your kids are dumb, there's a good chance you'll end up in jail like Lori Loughlin. So just to be clear, being straight and being scared straight are not the same thing.

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Which country has the highest bumper bash incident rate? The answer might shock you! As summer rolls around in the southern hemisphere, it might be good to know which car increases your likelihood of getting a date online. What does the colour of your car say about you? We all make mistakes... but which excuses work on the cops? Powered by AutoTrader.

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18.09.20 Pt 2 - What do you do if a plant swallows your balcony? There is a suggestion about the best way to party in lockdown which might just be a winner. Does Happy Sindane have a long lost sister? Instagram influencers are vlogging their Covid experience. Is getting a girlfriend the best way to stop being a degenerate? Nobody is cooler than a pilot... just ask High Rob.

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18.09.20 Pt 1 - Stop complaining about Apple, the products are fine, you can ignore phone calls now too. Is Silicon Valley biased to Biden? Self-awareness is a win... not just for you, it's a win for everyone. As humankind discovers the eye of the serpent, South Africa is still filling minibus taxis with the devil's lettuce. October 2020 is the time to travel - the pandemic gates are open globally and it's affordable.

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14.09.20 Pt 2 - Oy vey! Israel is shutting down again... will this help with Covid numbers? If you leave children with their father for too long, they'll probably die a horrible death. If people are feeling lonely, you should rub their belly and feed them. If it's that time of the month, don't work in Port Elizabeth. And where were you during the 9/11 attacks?

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