How is Harry Kane's brother still his agent, and was this situation forced by Harry's mum upon him? Are PSG going to sign Thanos next, who's left? Are Atletico Madrid set up to dominate Spanish Football for the next decade? A Football Club in the Czech Republic has just dropped the best player intro vid of all time! What is the best way to get healthier, does your girlfriend need to threaten to leave you to get you on the right track?

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Have Manchester United secured a top three spot with the return of Cristiano Ronaldo? Arsenal have spent more money than the GDP of Africa and they are worse than ever, how is this possible? Are Barcelona being scammed by the 'injured' Kun Aguero? There's a region and tribe in the North of South Africa which likes Italian loafers, is this cool or just unacceptable, especially without socks? Does James actually hate his beloved Liverpool?

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MKT tells us why Daniel Levy is the best owner in the Premier League in 2021. Should Harry Kane fire his brother? Are India erratic or just poor across the board after being embarrassed by England in the second Test of the 2021 Test Series in England. Has the return of Ronaldo to United deemed Senzo and Paulo hypocrites? Does CR7 elevate Man United into contention for the League? Is Ole under more pressure after United secured the services of the great man? Spike Ballantine joins the team to speak about an F1 race that happened, but didn't happen. Schrödinger's Race they're calling it.

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MKT tells us why he International Rugby is bad for everyone. Paulo Dias declares a stance following Man United and his early success in Fantasy Football. Why does Pep hate Jesus? One of our producers might be a drug lord... Blood in... Cappuccino out!

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MKT tells us why Jack Grealish should stay at Aston Villa no matter what. Is Harry Kane finally putting the hammer down by being AWOL or is he in for a Levy lesson in business? Senzo came to work with an agenda and it's typical of a Man United fan! #NewSetWhoDis

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With the arrival of Raphael Varane, MKT gives us his list of the top five centre backs in Manchester United's history. Is Michael Phelps the world's most disrespected human? Paulo has an epic Pogba rant! #NewSetWhoDis

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MKT tells us why Cristiano Ronaldo must force a move to a new club from Juventus! Can PSG actually ever win anything of note? Which Managers are under pressure this season in the English Premier League? Senzo is not sure about his own looks. #NewSetWhoDis

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22.07.21 Pt 1 - The team has a bit of a back and forth about toilet paper, and whether buying double ply is a waste or should be the standard. Teachers get some appreciation about the hard work they do, and an important discussion about bathroom colours.

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MKT discusses the unfortunate news that a Premier League player has been arrested on suspicion of a a terrible act. Was The Last Supper the beginning of having a cheap friend? This is a sports show with Biblical teachings!

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MKT tells us which five kits are the most Instagram worthy in the Premier League for 2021/22. Are designer Crocs a cool move or just a nightmare for all? Do citizens really need to hear from celebrities in times of strife? Big announcement on the show!

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