MKT has the most outrageous take ever about lesbians and their choice transport on the road. Are Manchester United fans investing too much into Ralf Rangnick's stock and his ability to rescue their Football Club? Is Leo Messi just a teacher's pet, rendering the Ballon d'Or a procession or is he deserving of his 7th award over Lewandowski? Are human beings still going to go to the cinema in 2022 and beyond? There is an interesting, potentially life wrecking romantic dilemma posed to the team and let's just say Tim Tams and Marie Biscuits are involved.

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It's Friday and that means people have arranged fake out of office meetings and we are all the way behind that. The PTP Show is here to usher in the weekend. Paulo gives us his "Friday Five: Most Bizarre Football Coaching Appointments." James can time travel which is very impressive. Things are at an all time low at Tottenham Hotspur, has Antonio Conte made a mistake taking the job of rebuilding the club? Flip Van Der Merwe and his movember handlebar join the team for The Long Lunch!

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MKT is in Cape Town and that means The one and only PTP has returned. The team discusses the legacy Klopp and Guardiola will and why they are the alpha dogs in World Football. The team goes through the Champion's League Groups and what the possible outcomes will be for the next round. Paulo tells us the bizarre yet interesting story of George Best's career, it includes details you wouldn't believe!

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Wacky Wednesday sees the return of Senzo following his survival of an alleged near death-inducing illness. MKT discusses who the best action movie star of all time is and what the best action movie is. Now that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Manchester United have parted ways, MKT tells us who the three front runners for the biggest job in World Football are and who Manchester United should go for. Senzo and James have some interesting theories about why MKT is really going to Cape Town this weekend.

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Due to a potential uprising in-house, Paulo Dias is in the house to host the show, whilst MKT aligns his chakras in some far away Village. Are Barcelona FC a Ponzi scheme or just the victims of one man's moral failings? Have the gods conspired to ensure that all the big teams in Europe's biggest lose? Are the European 'Latin' Football leagues ever going to be run properly or are they destined to remain rich social clubs? Are Chelsea real, or are they frauds managed by doubting Thomas? #ThePTPShow

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MKT tells us why PSG is a house of cards made of polystyrene. How on Earth has Harry not fired Charlie Kane yet? Why is Paulo Pogba not performing at his peak even with Ronaldo and Bruno's arrival? Are Brentford the real deal or is that promotion bump still giving them excess life? Special Guest Mpho Mogale tells us what sounds a dog makes, but he does that in Afrikaans! Our guest and Producer extraordinaire James make a commitment and it is incredible scenes. Trail Running maestro Johardt van Heerden joins us to discuss his goals for The Otter African Trail for 2021.

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