28.07.20 Pt 2 - The great lesson of lockdown might just be how children adjust better than adults to seismic change. The Vikings back in the day went to collect two types of booty. If you shoot a criminal and they die, you should pray for them... it's the right thing to do. How are our parents expressing their love to us during lockdown, and should we be more grateful for their long messages? If you want to party, get an Amish friend for a year - but be sure to strap yourself in!

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28.07.20 Pt 1 - If you are going to have a portrait in your home, make it of yourself. Why are people still not set up to have quality Zoom calls? The richer a person, the worse their wifi... why is this? A teaspoon of gin keeps the doctor away. People in die Kaap are gatvol, perhaps because Camps Bay is chlamydia central.

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27.07.20 Pt 2 - What do we do about people who fall asleep on Zoom calls? CliffCentral has a Lebanese cuzzie. Is Joost's brother the Afrikaans Batman? If you thought church was for spiritual peace, imagine finding out you buried a body that isn't your aunt. It seems like people stink more and guzzle more ice-cream during lockdown. If you'd like to help Penny Stein and Women and Men Against Child Abuse (WAMCA) with their mask campaign, click here for details.

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27.07.20 Pt 1 - Hiking is the new normal... is it for health, or because people are tired of their loved ones? What do we think of humans who knock people over with their car and drive off? If you litter, you should be forced to live in the wild, you cretin. If you want to sell a $10m house to someone, how can you tell if they're rich?

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24.07.20 Pt 2 - Are smokers not getting enough love from society? Shaka's story is being retold - this time, with a budget. The team questions whether twins are inherently evil, if it’s weird to date your technology, and if the smell of a burning cat should cause one to panic. Covid is one thing, but remember: there was a time when you might be impaled for being in the wrong tribe...

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24.07.20 Pt 1 - No one should do drugs, but there are some people who definitely shouldn’t. The team discusses aviation: the best way to get to fly a plane, and is a helicopter just a deathtrap with a joystick? The age old question of old age drivers being a danger, quiet Coolidge was not a president of many words, and the rich comrade: is that an oxymoron?

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23.07.20 Pt 2 - Nando's are not chicken to have a go, both in their advertising and in backing The Burning Platform. With all due respect, is Hermann Pretorius comparable to David Mabuza? Let's be clear, politics has always been in the sewer... Also, do we romanticise the past because only the good ones have survived?

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23.07.20 Pt 1 - Why are conspiracy theories and people like David Icke so intriguing? Birthdays in lockdown are no good - it's weird watching your cousin eat cake via Zoom. It looks like The Offspring were right: the kids aren't alright - they hacked Bill Gates' Twitter. Kim Jong Un has declared that August is no longer in Jada. Also, what should constitute “fake news”?

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22.07.20 Pt 2 - Human nature dictates that people hate anybody who isn't as perfect as they are. There are names that Gord describes as 'basic white girl names' - but should they define a person's life? Gareth's car is sold, but is he happy? Is the best relationship one where you don't love the person, but you don't hate them either? Speaking of which, Amber Heard is a vengeful turd.

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22.07.20 Pt 1 - If your ancestors hibernated, they probably used squirrels to, er, plug the back door. Conversely, if they lived in Africa, they danced often. Don’t take our word for it, this is science. On another evolutionary note, rabbits had feathers! And as if shopping wasn’t awful enough, it's costly to park too - we’re doing our shopping online from now on.

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