30.09.20 Pt 2 – If you are in a relationship, how important is it that you like the same shows as your partner? Everyone thinks they can cook – especially dads – but how famous is his ‘famous sauce’ really? The colloquial adjective ‘lank’ has survived Covid, praise be thy surfer talk. Did you know kids can start learning how to code at 4 years old? Lindiwe Matlali, Founder and CEO of Africa Teen Geeks joins us to discuss making maths and science cool for the kids.
30.09.20 Pt 1 – There’s a tick on my gooch, please help! Trump and Biden have started talking out loud on stage together – it’s a mess. Useless superpowers are important… which ones are the best of the worst? Metallica is so ‘prog’ right now, make sure you convert people to the dark side. And we have a message from all South Africans for Richard Mdluli.
29.09.20 Pt 2 – If you want a summer body, get a personal trainer like RBG had… he will even push your physical limits beyond the grave. If you hate someone, should they come to your funeral? The real tragedy of death is not being able to tell your first wife that she wasn’t your favourite. Nqobile tells us about his online dating social experiment… and Blind History is back – this week we feature founding father George Washington.
29.09.20 Pt 1 – Cyril is a serious cyclist, who knew? Do we all need to stop being so partisan to our identity politic, or can anyone who disagrees with us go to hell? Dear parents… WAP is no longer just a technology term. Warren Buffett is deadly boring, but he’s filthy rich and that makes him attractive. Is Donald Trump the most thug President of all time?
28.09.20 Pt 2 – There’s a dick doctor telling us that Covid is over. Masks are not cool because it’s really hard to understand most people, and without seeing their lips, it’s Oxford English roulette. Have some people just been living their normal life during the pandemic? There’s more milk than gold on Earth… good for our teeth and bones. Gina Luzzatto gives us an update on life in lockdown in Rome.
28.09.20 Pt 1 – What would your value be if someone had to pay lobola for you? If you are not smart or were a little loose in your youth, this affects your value to your African Prince and his family… keep that in mind. Biden and Trump might take a drug test before their debate, but Kamala Harris is the real thug. And could you live on a highway?
25.09.20 Pt 2 – Is the thought of being in an open relationship appealing to you? If you do explore polyamory, the secret is to find a unicorn and ride that puppy all the way home. If you have a horse face, you have no chance with Leigh-Ann Mol. Media personality Ayanda Thabethe joins us to detail her approach to the Covid-19 lockdown, and how she plans to re-emerge from it.
25.09.20 Pt 1 – Have you left your hood during the global lockdown? As the world opens up, are we just going back to brunches with our besties? Is the Social Dilemma real? Should we feel sorry for people that gym to show off their bodies, but can’t because of a pandemic? Condoms can be reused by the way.
23.09.20 Pt 2 – Is owning a property all it’s cracked up to be? If you are still living at home at age 30, are you a leech or a loving son? Is Damon the real Jewish King, or is Solomon still the mensch of all mensches? Greg Walsh them joins us to detail how matric rage will go under Covid-19 protocols.
23.09.20 Pt 1 – If TV is too good, is that good for your life? The Marvelous Mrs Maisel should have won every award but it didn’t, is this a joke? She has risen from the cancel culture grave, ladies and gentleman… we welcome back Ellen the Degenerate! What do you do when your wife doesn’t want your bone, but only wants a breast? Stay away from crucifixion, it’s no choke.